Poll: Corpse or animal?
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View poll results: Corpse or animal?
Corpse
7 39%
Animal
11 61%
Voters: 18.
#1
Taking inspiration from this thread, it reminded me of a question posed the other day: would you rather shag a dead person or an animal?

To specify, the dead person is not massively dead (like, been buried a month I guess, although I haven't had much experience with corpses). The animal can be any animal it is possible to ****.

So, choose...
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Corpse.
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#5
It would be odd if the body were cold.
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#6
y isn't there an option for 'both'? The ultimate would be a dead animal, probably a pig.
School children washing cars for charity, is there anything more arousing?
#7
i can't choose. I'm too busy with mulletman500's mom.

HAHA. ask an immature question and get an immature answer, bitch!
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#8
I once saw a video of a woman having sex with a 500 pound hog. She had a burlap sack on her back so it would dig it's hooves into her. Then it chased her around trying to finish.
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I once saw a video of a woman having sex with a 500 pound hog. She had a burlap sack on her back so it would dig it's hooves into her. Then it chased her around trying to finish.

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School children washing cars for charity, is there anything more arousing?
#10
Reminds me of that illegal video I saw with the dead chick in the bathtub and the guy doing her and punching the corpse in the back of the head while some chick was taping it and there were maggots everywhere.

I think I'd chose the animal over the cold body covered in maggots.
#13
Seeing as I would have to grab the dead guys cock and ram into myself I think I'll go with the animal.

But urgh, I would go with the animal anyway. Who the hell has sex with dead people? Aside from necrophiliacs.
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#14
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Reminds me of that illegal video I saw with the dead chick in the bathtub and the guy doing her and punching the corpse in the back of the head while some chick was taping it and there were maggots everywhere.

I think I'd chose the animal over the cold body covered in maggots.

how the **** did u find that? that repulses even me.
School children washing cars for charity, is there anything more arousing?
#15
pics?
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#16
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But urgh, I would go with the animal anyway. Who the hell has sex with dead people? Aside from necrophiliacs.


*Sheepishly raises hand*
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#17
a one month old dead corpse? do you have any idea how much decomposition would take place? and the smell? god damn.


would the person be embalmed?
what kinda animal?
is the dead person hot?
do i have to cum?
#19
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You sick, disgusting freak.

You free Friday?
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#20
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You sick, disgusting freak.

You free Friday?


No, I'm with your momma! *Zing*

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#22
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i can't choose. I'm too busy with mulletman500's mom.

HAHA. ask an immature question and get an immature answer, bitch!

That's hurtful. My mother is dead. So, in a way, you answered my question.


Feel ashamed.


Now feel better, cos she's not really dead. I made that bit up.