#1
i need some money for a new acoustic im 14 Y/O any ideas
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#2
prostitution
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#6
Sell yourself into slavery for a year.
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#8
Quote by ar73m
Sell yourself into slavery for a year.


Cant sell yourself into slavery, slaves dont work for money
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#9
sell blood
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#11
Quote by $Guitarist$
Get a job.


+1
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#12
Stop back-sassing me, put your your boots on, and go get me ma money!

*slaps ass*
#13
Quote by $Guitarist$
Get a job.

+1000
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#15
you dont sell blood you donate it. at least here you do.


get a job. down here [florida] you can work at fast food joints at 14. if you cant get a job legally, do something like mow lawns or wash cars.


dont sell lemonade. a 14 year old selling lemonade? thats just sad
#16
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Give handjobs to the highschool football team behind the school. Charge $5 per person.
Worked for my sister.


(that was a joke btw)


EDIT: Or was it?



yeah, your sister worked for me.
#17
ebay.
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#18
Quote by $Guitarist$
Cant sell yourself into slavery, slaves dont work for money

I know they don't, but you could still sell yourself into slavery. OR HERES A BETTER IDEA, BECOME A TERRORIST
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#20
ive always wanted a blowjob...
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#21
Quote by ar73m
I know they don't, but you could still sell yourself into slavery. OR HERES A BETTER IDEA, BECOME A TERRORIST


Like someone pays you like 200 bucks and you work for them for as long as they want you to?
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#22
Go up to your mom and be like "Bitch, gimme my money before i hafta take it out your ass!" If that dont work... nothing will.
#28
Quote by Gibson_Rocker13
um get a job...or start banging ugly chicks...hey ungly chicks need love too


Ugly chicks don't need love, thats why god made them ugly. Didn't you ever read the bible?
#29
sell your legs on the black mmarket, and if thats not enough, sell your parents/siblings to a slave camp in India
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#30
lol sorry dude but you cant do anything with your age here in Puerto rico if you dont have 16 you cant have a decent job (mc donalds) but if you have msn and real friends put in the nickname donations for an acoustic electric or w/e i need like 200 dolars please help me i will suck your dick for free just give 50 bucks nahh im kidding i have an ibanez rgsexy (5ex1)and thats the way i get it well my mom gave me 200 and my stepdad give me 30 the rest was with donations
#31
Do you get any prescription drugs?
Also, buy arregano (sp?) dry it up, and you might be able to sell it off as weed to a noob.

Also you could try selling tobacco for 2x the price to underage kids.
Since you're in school (at least I think you are) steal kids' lunches and sell it for like $2 to somebody else.

Of course...I have never done any of these things...I've just heard of them before.......
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Any bands you're trying to copy/sound like?
#32
You could ***** yourself out to 1000 fat chicks for 50 bucks a pop, or 50 really fat chicks for 1000 bucks a pop....

But seriously, stop being a little bitch and get a job, you're gonna have to eventually...
#33
Quote by $Guitarist$
Like someone pays you like 200 bucks and you work for them for as long as they want you to?

Yah. I bet a young boy could fetch quite a lot of cash doing odd jobs, if you know what I mean
Jackson DKMG & KE3, Fender Mexican Strat, Stagg Acoustic

Boss Compressor & Chorus, Dunlop Crybaby, Behringer Delay, ISP Decimator, Ibanez Tubescreamer

Laney TT50H, Marshall 1960A, Roland Cube 15

Looking to jam in Belfast, PM me!
#34
i kinda like the bangin fat chicks idea i just love to watch them jiggle like jello. and u never know where ur dick is when u do bang them . could be underneath one of the 6 rolls. and u never know what u will find , like that would be awesome if i found a pizza underneath a roll good eaten
My Music
http://www.myspace.com/theocifers
GUITARS:
Gibson ES-335
Gretsch Pro Jet
Guild Acoustic
1958 Harmony Hollowbody Archtop
AMPS & EFFECTS:
Vox Valvetronix AD50VT
Vox V847A Wah Pedal
Electro-Harmonix USA Big Muff
Danelectro Daddy-O