#1
Well, I'm only 13, and I'm anxious as hell to get what I want (expensive shit), and I can't think of any good things to do to make money...


NOTE: Forget shoveling snow (there is not enough snow), forget cutting the grass (the grass is slightly covered with snow), and forget chores because my parents don't have the money. Any other ideas?

AGAIN: Something that will not get me into trouble or anything thats impossible.
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#3
There was a thread created a few minutes that's just like this.

Sell blood.
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#6
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There was a thread created a few minutes that's just like this.

Sell blood.


Can't, gotta be 18. I tried, only 17. No cash for me.

Anyway, look into the mall, see if you can't work at one of the stupid little ice creame places. They give minimum wage.
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Slam your face as hard as you can into a brick wall. Then collect the teeth and put them under your pillow.
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Can't, gotta be 18. I tried, only 17. No cash for me.

Anyway, look into the mall, see if you can't work at one of the stupid little ice creame places. They give minimum wage.


Dude, I didn't mean the legal way
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#9
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Dude, I didn't mean the legal way


Ah, That would work too.

But if all else fail sell drugs dude.
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#10
You could become a pickpocket.


I hear Barcelona is a good city for that.
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totally sell drugs to kids in ur grade. rip them off big time
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#12
You want money but you don't want to work for it like good 13yr olds are supposed to? You don't need the material items you think you need. Take my advice and forget about earning money until you are at least 15 if not 17. Trust me, you will regret it if you start thinking about money now.
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sell your body, and drugs, and start pimping out some chicks you know to 40 year old buisnessmen, they go crazy over 13 year olds and will pay top dollar.
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I'm surprised no one has mentioned selling sperm (or do you have to be 18 for that, too?). Just curious, how much do they give you for one donation to the sperm bank?
#16
Collect random items from around the house and sell them on eBay.
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#18
I need money too, but right now I'm just getting allowances from my parents. I'll probably try to apply for a job in the summer.
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#20
^But wouldn't it leave you feeling a little....drained?
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#21
Buy stuff, then sell for more than you bought to dumbasses at school, people will pay alot of money for crap if they thinks it's worth something.
#22
Sell crack. To school children. For more than it's worth. They're young and don't have the proper connections yet, you're in.
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#23
You really want to know?

Hold down Shift + 4

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