#1
i got a letter the other day from a youth pastor in my town whom i've never met. the letter said he saw my name in the part of the paper where the police records are and decided to write me a letter asking if i've found jesus. i am a christian, and the reason i was in the paper was for a $20 seat belt violation. i know the guy means well, but i almost want to write him back telling him off

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#2
Damn youth of today. One day their going to school, the next, they are getting $20 seatbelt violations. What is happening to society?
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what a knob [1983 Merman]...its so moronic I thought it was deliberate


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Merman I will speak the truth
We all think you're a flaming douche
Plus we all think you are gay
And we all hope you get aids
#3
You should be ashamed
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#4
Just send him back a letter stating;

"I have been touched by his noodly appendage."
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#5
Lord have mercy on your soul.

Man, I wonder if that guy does that for everyone?
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#6
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Just send him back a letter stating;

"I have been touched by his noodly appendage."


Pastafarianism ftw
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#8
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i will see you in heaven..meet me by the stripper factories.


fuck that shit, i'll be at the beer volcano.
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