#1
okay, i got a question to ask you guys. lets say, you've been dating this person for (lets say) a year already and you are really REALLy in love with her. then, u plan to get married with her. then, after you get married, the thing you will do at the 1st night will come natural. --BUT!!! while you were stripping her pants off, you realise thatshe have balls and a ****! WHAT WOULD YOU DO??
#3
Wtf is up with you kid?!
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#5
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he has a point. nothin like some good 'ol buttsecks
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#6
it may just be me but i like to **** chix before i marry them, and if everythng goes right before i date them
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#7
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Flip him over and stick it up his butt.



seriously! would you do that??!!!

#8
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okay, i got a question to ask you guys. lets say, you've been dating this person for (lets say) a year already and you are really REALLy in love with her. then, u plan to get married with her. then, after you get married, the thing you will do at the 1st night will come natural. --BUT!!! while you were stripping her pants off, you realise thatshe have balls and a ****! WHAT WOULD YOU DO??



you registered here to post that


n00b


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#9
haha Ewwwww...
She/it would be naked in front of me before gettin hitched
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#10
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Wtf is up with you kid?!



this may happen to every single one of us males out there. so this is like a worst-case-scenario thingy. haha..
#11
Nah I wouldn't.

But I think I might've punched 'her' throat a couple of months earlier.

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#12
Shouldn't the two of you get it on before hand?

After a year, I would realize something suspectious.
#13
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this may happen to every single one of us males out there. so this is like a worst-case-scenario thingy. haha..



erm no it wont.....seeing as most people have more common sense than to post crap like this


plus your 14
#14
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Shouldn't the two of you get it on before hand?


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Because this 'lady' is actually a man, 'she' would be as horny as a 'normal man', therefore it means twice the chance of the two having sexual intercourse.
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To the 14 yo n00b who posted this stupid thread-
Caution: Opening stupid threads while being a 14 yo n00b will give other non-n00bs authority to PWN UR ASS. U HAVE BEEN WARNED

edit: on occation n00bs may be merited to PWN UR ASS as well.
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lol yea chuck the sicky! what an aussie tradition angels fighter i too vote u for aussie of the year


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To the 14 yo n00b who posted this stupid thread-
Caution: Opening stupid threads while being a 14 yo n00b will give other non-n00bs authority to PWN UR ASS. U HAVE BEEN WARNED

edit: on occation n00bs may be merited to PWN YOUR ASS as well.


What about 14 year olds with a brain?
#18
i would sue the bastard!
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#19
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What about 14 year olds with a brain?


The warning only appies to STUPID 14 n00bs. u r a 06'er therefore i dub u half n00b by order of the fact that i have been here longer.
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I vote you for Australian of the Year.

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lol yea chuck the sicky! what an aussie tradition angels fighter i too vote u for aussie of the year


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I call bullsh*t. White people don't get sacked.


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#20
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i would suck the bastard off!


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#21
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The warning only appies to STUPID 14 n00bs. u r a 06'er therefore i dub u half n00b by order of the fact that i have been here longer.


#22
if i was in that position? kill the ba*st*rd and taqke everything they own, then run for it
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#23
That's the problem with no sex before marriage you see. this has probably happened good christians all over the world!! Noobs!
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#24
Try before you buy. Then you won't encounter unexpected penises.
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