#2
yep.. that'll do it. Or a Shark Eating swimming dinosaur with 14 heads....
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#4
Hm... I think I'll hire him next time I go swimming
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#6
now thats a badass...
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I hope a shark bites them on the head.
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#9
i think we have a new steve irwin here! albeit a slightly more violent one but hey its the closest we got!
#10
Yes, the diver sure managed to get the better end of the stick on that tale, nearly having his head bitten off, and then being attacked again, by the same shark, only to nearly have his torso ripped off.


Either way, still pretty badass.
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#11


That's pretty cool.
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#12
That guy is a goddamn badass.
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#15
he was 16 when he had his son, hes 41 and his son is 25.
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Thats exactly what I was thinking
#19
Dude, that's not badass. The guy that punched a shark in the face repeatedly while it chewed his leg off is badass.
As if you'd resort to weapons
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This is one of those articles where the title really says it all...
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#21
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"It was black. He didn’t see it coming, but he felt the bite and then started getting shaken, and that’s when he knew he was in the mouth of the shark," said Michael Mashado, another local diver.


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#22
I would have to be there to belive it, sharks let go of people all the time usually because they mistake them for something else. I mean if it was a seal it grabed, lets say hypothetically and it had the strength of a man with a weapon and was doing the same thing the man was doing, the shark would not let go. My point is that the damage the man inflicted on the shark had no effect on wheither it let him go or not.
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I would have to be there to belive it, sharks let go of people all the time usually because they mistake them for something else. I mean if it was a seal it grabed, lets say hypothetically and it had the strength of a man with a weapon and was doing the same thing the man was doing, the shark would not let go. My point is that the damage the man inflicted on the shark had no effect on wheither it let him go or not.


You obviously know what you're talking about. Oh wait, no.

Seals don't have pointed objects made out of steel to pop the sharks eyeballs with you tool. That man did.
#25
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You obviously know what you're talking about. Oh wait, no.

Seals don't have pointed objects made out of steel to pop the sharks eyeballs with you tool. That man did.

Did i just say hypothetically....YES i did
#26
hes 41
his son's 25
he was 16 when he became a daddy o.o


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#27
Ten people since 2000?
I've gotta hand it to the sharks, what with them being able to attack 1.43 people a year...

BTW, I know that that's not accurate at all.
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