Page 1 of 3
#1
today at school i was asked if id have sex with a man for £1million. i said yes, and they seemed to be all "omg you gay!" but you would, wouldnt you. the only trouble would be getting it up. but i got a plan for that: rest a porn mag on his back.

i was then ask if i'd get naked in front of my whole year for £10,000. i said yes. people agreed with me this time. apart form one kid, who we now assume is deformed.

so would you:

bum a man for £1million?

get naked in front of your school for £10,000?

EDIT: the bumming is you going inside him. so your ass is safe.

EDDYEDIT: ok and would you receive from a mna for £1million? (he hasnt got AIDS, and hes a camp camp guy.)
Quote by Samnung
im gunna rape u

Quote by GuitarManiac09
Stay away you freak....I dont want you spreading your hideous crab population..




METALLICA AT WEMBLEY 08/07/07
Last edited by dumps at Jan 23, 2007,
#2
i may consider bumming a man for a grand

i really need the money
Quote by Guitardude19
The only things I kill are wasps, flies, and slugs.

And I dont do it nicely either. I boiled a slug in highly saturated salt water and put a wasp in a microwave. I hate wasps so much.
#5
I'd do a guy up the ass for 1 mil, but I wouldn't let him do me


I don't think I'd get naked for that much, I'd get so much shit, and you can't do a ton with ten grand
Gibson SG Standard
Fender 52 RI Telecaster
'77 Deluxe Reverb
Sunface w/ SunDial
MXR Carbon Copy
Crybaby



Quote by Sid McCall
Epic win. He speaks the truth, boys and girls.



Founder of the Neutral Milk Hotel club PM to join~
#6
^ lol (edit: to marneus)

Yeah it depends on the man for me... particularly his age! *shudders*
████████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
█████████████████████████
██████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
#7
obviously.

dude, its a million... think about that.
Quote by Dogruitag
i think he wants to dream theater to be considered more metal, so he dyed his beard.


...

Quote by LookAlive
Lmfao, this is the best thread ever, aside from the fact that it involves a girl being harpooned through a tent.
#9
Yeah, I'd do that. I wouldn't receive anal sex from a man for £1,000,00 though, no way. Yuck.
Proud owner of an Engl Thunder 50 Reverb and an Ibanez S470

"The end is extremely fucking nigh..."
#10
I wouldn't let myself be buttsecksed. Not for a million dollars.
But that naked thing for 10 grand... hm...
#11
i would get naked in front of a man for that million...

TG
Fighting for peace, is like screwing for virginity

Screw you Waldo, go find yourself!!!!
#12
I would say yes to both.

Apparently, the male g spot is up the arse (cheers God), so the sex may not be that bad. Obviously, it could be better, and less painful, but, well, yeah.
'Mon The Biffy!

Boing Boing

Member #2 of the Biffy Fan Club. PM onlyonehere to join.

Quote by Caustic
I like this guy.
#13
I dont think I would do the 1mil but the 10thou deal w/ the school HELL YEAH, I'd put so many guys to shame and so make so many girls blush, probably get a cpla cpla girlfriends out of it (not just for the money either ), yeah..sometimes being able to play guitar wickedly just isn't enough to get girls
#14
Quote by metallicat420
I dont think I would do the 1mil but the 10thou deal w/ the school HELL YEAH, I'd put so many guys to shame and so make so many girls blush, probably get a cpla cpla girlfriends out of it (not just for the money either ), yeah..sometimes being able to play guitar wickedly just isn't enough to get girls



My God...are you trying to claim your penis is larger thn 2 inches?

Good going man.
'Mon The Biffy!

Boing Boing

Member #2 of the Biffy Fan Club. PM onlyonehere to join.

Quote by Caustic
I like this guy.
#15
Quote by metallicat420
I dont think I would do the 1mil but the 10thou deal w/ the school HELL YEAH, I'd put so many guys to shame and so make so many girls blush, probably get a cpla cpla girlfriends out of it (not just for the money either ), yeah..sometimes being able to play guitar wickedly just isn't enough to get girls


the sad thing is, i think you meant every word of that.

id like to hit you in the jugular with a floppy fish.
Quote by Samnung
im gunna rape u

Quote by GuitarManiac09
Stay away you freak....I dont want you spreading your hideous crab population..




METALLICA AT WEMBLEY 08/07/07
#16
I'm surprised at the number of people who wouldn't do it for a million...either we have some people who just dont want to appear gay, or they're rich enough to not care.

DUDE, ITS A MILLION. Think what you could do with it...


....besides, put some effort in and he wouldn't last too long anyway....
Quote by Dogruitag
i think he wants to dream theater to be considered more metal, so he dyed his beard.


...

Quote by LookAlive
Lmfao, this is the best thread ever, aside from the fact that it involves a girl being harpooned through a tent.
#17
Yes to both, so long as a blind fold be included for the first.
#18
you lot saying this, think about it, its £1million. i'd take one in the ass for that. can't be that bad, and its not for that long. just aslong as the man is smothered in perfume and doesnt moan or groan. that would make me puke.
Quote by Samnung
im gunna rape u

Quote by GuitarManiac09
Stay away you freak....I dont want you spreading your hideous crab population..




METALLICA AT WEMBLEY 08/07/07
#19
Quote by dumps
today at school i was asked if id have sex with a man for £1million. i said yes, and they seemed to be all "omg you gay!" but you would, wouldnt you. the only trouble would be getting it up. but i got a plan for that: rest a porn mag on his back.

i was then ask if i'd get naked in front of my whole year for £10,000. i said yes. people agreed with me this time. apart form one kid, who we now assume is deformed.

so would you:

bum a man for £1million?

get naked in front of your school for £10,000?

EDIT: the bumming is you going inside him. so your ass is safe.


"The rule of law -- it must be held high! And if it falls you pick it up and hold it even higher!" - Hercule Poirot

© Soul Power
#20
the first one wud depend on who would know, i wouldnt lose my gf for any amount of money in the world.

the second one i wud say yea to. my whole year loves me
Nothing really matters...

Quote:
Originally Posted by LazyGuitar
I'm only responsible for the Korean jizz...

I never thought I'd say those words.

Quote:
Originally Posted by alex_haeni
Bahah, i just got BUTSECKS to work.
#21
Not any bit of that. I would get naked if it was in the millions, but I would never have intercourse with a dude no matter what.
#22
Yes

and

Yes

I mean the "get naked infront your class" thing is nothing special.

for 1 million its worth sticking it in a mans hole unless he buttecks you to.
#23
the naked thing i'm quite fine with, i look good you know:
for the bumming my gf would kill me, and besides i don't think i could do it.
Wise Man Says: The guitar is obviously female, she's got hips, breasts... and a hole.
UG's Flamenco Club
#24
Quote by Metal claw
What if Aliens came to conquer our planet, but they agreed to leave if you let them watch you have sex with a man?

Still wouldn't, I would rather feel the wrath of aliens then the wrath of God. Plus didn't you know aliens would have good immunities.

But that would be very flattering that they only want me to bang a dude.
#25
Ha, we do this game all the time at school (the would you do it for a million, not the buttsecks game )

So...would you star in a remake of Kids in a Sandbox for £1 mil? I wouldn't
Funny words.
#26
Quote by The Ted
Still wouldn't, I would rather feel the wrath of aliens then the wrath of God.



...so you'd let us all die? gee thanks, pretty big backlash over something that may or may not exist...
Quote by Dogruitag
i think he wants to dream theater to be considered more metal, so he dyed his beard.


...

Quote by LookAlive
Lmfao, this is the best thread ever, aside from the fact that it involves a girl being harpooned through a tent.
#27
Quote by ToolBass_dude
...so you'd let us all die? gee thanks, pretty big backlash over something that may or may not exist...

It said conquer, not slaughter us all.
#28
I'd get down on my hands and knees and get penetrated by 3 men for $1,000,000.
#29
Quote by The Ted
It said conquer, not slaughter us all.



Ok, slavery for the rest of human existance... well, when you look at it that way...
Quote by Dogruitag
i think he wants to dream theater to be considered more metal, so he dyed his beard.


...

Quote by LookAlive
Lmfao, this is the best thread ever, aside from the fact that it involves a girl being harpooned through a tent.
#30
Quote by ToolBass_dude
Ok, slavery for the rest of human existance... well, when you look at it that way...

Them Isrealites could take it, so anyways I think it would be a nice blow to everyones self-esteem.
#31
Quote by Inimical
I'd get down on my hands and knees and get penetrated by 3 men for $1,000,000.


...So you'd be penetrated by 3 men for $1,000,000, rather than penetrate a man for £1,000,000?

OMG WTF TEH GAYZORZZZ!!!eleventy!!1!!!
Funny words.
#32
i'd have sex with a man for a million quid, no sweat.
MEMBER OF THE LAUGAM BRITISH HIT SQUAD! HONORARY MEMBER OF THE SWEDISH LAUGAM HIT SQUAD!
I'M JUST SEE THROUGH FADED, SUPER JADED, AND OUT OF MY MIND
<//////>~ dA
Esther is officially awesome and smart - Frenchy
#33
Quote by I_Am_Iron_Man
...So you'd be penetrated by 3 men for $1,000,000, rather than penetrate a man for £1,000,000?

OMG WTF TEH GAYZORZZZ!!!eleventy!!1!!!



**** off with that sig, you took it out of context. there must be some rule about that.
Quote by Samnung
im gunna rape u

Quote by GuitarManiac09
Stay away you freak....I dont want you spreading your hideous crab population..




METALLICA AT WEMBLEY 08/07/07
#34
^not really, it was what you said after all, i mean, if you're going to be THAT bitchy about it, i'll take it off, mmkay?
Funny words.
#35
chiks win at this...

TG
Fighting for peace, is like screwing for virginity

Screw you Waldo, go find yourself!!!!
#36
Quote by I_Am_Iron_Man

So...would you star in a remake of Kids in a Sandbox for £1 mil? I wouldn't


HELLLL no, i wouldnt do that for anything in the whole world.
Thats just SICK and DISTURBING
#37
Quote by Evil_Magician
HELLLL no, i wouldnt do that for anything in the whole world.
Thats just SICK and DISTURBING


Exactly, it's a true test of morals over money
Funny words.
#38
Quote by I_Am_Iron_Man
^not really, it was what you said after all, i mean, if you're going to be THAT bitchy about it, i'll take it off, mmkay?


well ya, everyone will think i ate shit otherwise.

ok so most of you say you wouldn't even take one from a guy for 1mill.

how many of you would take one in the ass for a £1million? i would easily. it's a lot of money for little time.
Quote by Samnung
im gunna rape u

Quote by GuitarManiac09
Stay away you freak....I dont want you spreading your hideous crab population..




METALLICA AT WEMBLEY 08/07/07
#39
Quote by The Ted
Not any bit of that. I would get naked if it was in the millions, but I would never have intercourse with a dude no matter what.


Are you really that closed minded?
R E G G A E
#40
To guys who say no to the million:

Seriously guys, what's the worse that could happen? You could get AIDs? Pah! Big deal.

At least you'll have got laid!
'Mon The Biffy!

Boing Boing

Member #2 of the Biffy Fan Club. PM onlyonehere to join.

Quote by Caustic
I like this guy.
Page 1 of 3