#1
Who would win? The nipples from Naples or the Chinese ninja warrior with his heart so cold?
#2
dude sub zero pwns ur face. mario is gay
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#5
Sub Zero. Mario has to eat "Magic Flowers" *cough*opium*cough* to shoot fire, Sub Zero would encase him in ice and pwn his ass.
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#6
How the hell could Mario win Sub-Zero, okay: 3 foot tall, fat, special abitity: jumping. My right toe could win mario
#7
sub zero would pwn mario. but if the fight was on coolness then it would be a draw, they are both cool.
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#8
mario = teh kewlness
sub zero = teh pwnage
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#9
Mario's 'stache alone could pwn all of you and your mothers.
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#11
I'm tempted to say Sub Zero, but then again Mario beats up a ****ing fire breathing turtle for a living.
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#12
Quote by fallenangel20
Sub Zero. Mario has to eat "Magic Flowers" *cough*opium*cough* to shoot fire, Sub Zero would encase him in ice and pwn his ass.

they arent 'magic flowers' theyre shrooms obviously, and im pretty sure they even say they are mushrooms in the game. but subzero would win. not only because he is better, but cause mario would be trippin on shrooms and would just start staring at something on the ground and forget what hes doing. ahhh, shrooms (on a pizza, of course)
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#13
It depends. You must specify whether Mario will be allocated his fire suit. If yes, then it depends on whether Mario has had his magic Mushrooms.


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#14
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they arent 'magic flowers' theyre shrooms obviously, and im pretty sure they even say they are mushrooms in the game. but subzero would win. not only because he is better, but cause mario would be trippin on shrooms and would just start staring at something on the ground and forget what hes doing. ahhh, shrooms (on a pizza, of course)


*sigh*.....Yes, there is shrooms, but they make him bigger, the flowers makes lets him shoot the fireballs.


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#15
did everyone forget about the feather? then mario can fly or at least glide a little......


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