Poll: Who Wears Short SHORTS!
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View poll results: Who Wears Short SHORTS!
I Wear Short SHORTS!
28 22%
I Do Not Wear Short SHORTS!
67 52%
I Want To Wear Short SHORTS
12 9%
I Used To Wear Short SHORTS!
6 5%
Short SHORTS! Itch My Anus.
17 13%
Voters: 130.
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#5
Not me.
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#7
I do.
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#12
WHO WEARS SHORT SHORTS? VERON WEARS SHORT SHORTS!

hahahaha memories, in grade 7 there was this kid named veron and all the guys in our class would yell that in class.
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#13
I do not, but I've considered it, for purely humorous reasons

John Deacon does though, bright yellow ones, at Wembley, now that's style my friends
#14
I used to, for track meets. I have since quit track. The shorts played a BIG part in that. I still have them somewhere...bright yellow and four inches long. luckily it was cold a lot when we'd run, so my dick would shrink and not hang out...
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#17
My toe wears short shorts.
Originally Posted by evening_crow
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#19
Quote by evening_crow
My toe wears short shorts.


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#21
Quote by Bobbert
you sir do not make no sense/you do not make no sense sir/sense you do not make none of sir


Sense is not what you are making.
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#23
Quote by Bobbert
Thats what she said


What she said is that.
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#25
i don't, but i wear short skirts...






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#26
no but i wear footy shorts a bit
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#29
Itch my anus foo'
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#30
Short shorts r stupid and if u wear them ur stupid. EWWWW
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#31
I wear them for running. Not because I find them fashionable.

And dark-color7 just because you wear short shorts doesn't make you stupid. That's like saying that because someone is black means he's stupid.
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#32
When I don't have jeans on I usually wear running shorts, which are sort of short. A bit above the knee.
#34
I haven't wore shorts in over a year now.

I love pants, and I can wear them year round, wasting less money on clothes is always good.
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#37
American Apparel has some killer pairs of short shorts for guys. They are quite refreshing, actually.
#38
Quote by Bobbert
Who wears SHORT SHORTS!!!


That's not even a question, moron.
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#39
I don't love short-SHORTS, but I love sweaters on my anus.
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