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#1
Anyone ever get any crazy PM's out of nowhere?? I once simply told this guy in a review that the Peavey Rage 158 was not 40 watts it was 15 watts and next week I find this in my PM's
"Hey dick-wee thanks for the little comment I got for my review. The B.C.rich metal master guitar. First off I know that my amp is not the same as the one in your review cause it does'nt even have the same style. There is no red on it, it's bigger it sounds 10 times better too. Another reason I know it's not the same I did'nt pay a dinky $107.00 for mine I paid over $400.00 . But I can't say your all wrong minimum of 15 watts maximum of 40 watts I don't play at minimum ever I always have it cranked to the max. So get that through your thick skull and take your stupid comments to someone who cares. I don't ever want a comment or message from you EVER! UMMMM hate to break it to you but your an ASS! So just SCREW OFF!"
Gear: Yamaha AES 620 Equipped with SD JB+APH-1
Fender American Deluxe V-Neck Equipped with BKP Mothers Milk
Fender Pro Jr., Traynor YCV 50, Diamond J-Drive MK3, Fulltone 70's Fuzz, Teese RMC Wizard Wah, Boss dd-3, Boss CE-5, Korg DT-10 pedal tuner.
#2
I got this one from some random guy (forgot his name) and it said something along the lines of "suck me, you dirty ho!!!! i wanna make fucking love to you! wam bam thank you ma'am!"
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#3
Never really got any weird PM's to be honest, everyone likes me, or just doesn't know me.


To sickminded fools post.
Duke Ellington - If it sounds good, it is good.
#5
Not random, but EVERYONE keeps ****ing PM'ing me about my guitar and amp, apparently I have the best setup ever.
Dickless.
#6
I got a PM a few months back from this guy about my review for the Ibanez RG4EX1 (it's the one by "unregistered"). It went something along the lines of "OMGZORZ!!!11one!eleven2! I |-|4V3 1 OF 7|-|0Z3 2!!!!!!"

*translation*
"My word, my good fellow, I do believe that I am also in the ownership of one of these fine guitars. Imagine my surprise when I read your review for it!"
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#7
Quote by Alexander_BR
Two people have pmed me asking where my avatar comes from.

bloody wankers...


So uhhh, ummmm where did it realy come from ?


....
Wolv
#10
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A Confession

Dear Andrew Watson
As a good friend, and fellow UGist, I feel I should come out on something that, well, I am feeling. As of late, I have been having... er feelings for you, Andrew. These feelings have come to me as shockingly and unexpectedly as I feel they are comming to you. I hope you accept my feelings and continue to value me as a friend.
~Sincerly, your friend and lover
Daniel White


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you

look like a chick in my school


note this is neither a compliment or an insult...just thought you'd like to know


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Hi

Hey are you spanish or something because i kinda think i know you
I didn't have a signature until now.
#12
Quote:
thod_leach wrote on 05-28-2003 12:31 PM:
nirvana sux balls big balls big hairy balls little balls big boy balls man balls gurl balls


Confused, I responded with,

Player 1 wrote on 05-28-2003 06:47 PM:
.....what? who are.. i don't care anymore, get out of my face.
^
#13
one guy PMed me about me posting in his thread about buying his soul. i said id buy it for five bucks but this dude was serious about it and sent me information and shit and im like wtf mate?
#15
I really never get PMs. People are afraid of my raw power.
Rig

Jackson DK2M -> ISP Decimator -> Peavey 6505 Combo
#16
Quote by MetalMilitia212
Not random, but EVERYONE keeps ****ing PM'ing me about my guitar and amp, apparently I have the best setup ever.


Nope, Your gear has nice gear.
Im just going to be Honest.
The most redeeming thing is the ZR tremolo. Besides that...
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^^

<_<
~Bass'-play-er.

The #1 member of the club that isn't terribly predjudiced against emo. Get over yourselves.
PM me, or just say # x
And part of Fortysix and twos Defenders of Emo club.

" Zach_F I love you for that."
#17
i never get any...no one likes me
Originally Posted by evening_crow
Quoting yourself is cool.


WARNING: I kill threads.
#19
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Quote by Horvat

You sir, are the fungus.


Yes, Yes I am.


Ha! You're the first mod to see the humour of my ways.
I commend you.


I got some funny emails from Greety too:

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HELOL THAR FRENCHY

YOU HAVE GOOD EMAIL LOL I DISCOVERED IT WHEN YOU REPORTED DE FREADS IN METORL FORUM

ANYWAY GTGGG GLOL HAVES GOOD DAY

BAI BIAAS<

WTF? LMAYONAZZZ

"MOD OF JUSTICE" LOLERCAKZZ

TEH REAL MODZ DONT BEELEEV IN THS 'JUSTISS' U NOOBCAK U MST BE TEH IMPOSTR ROFL

I R GO TEL WUHAPPN ON UR SORI LIL AZZ HEL BEAT U UP LOL

BUH BI!

Oh man that was hard to type.

WTF DONT BE GHEY DONt DOB ON ME I WIL CHANGES IT

Haha, yeah, it takes a little effort and perfected skill to type like a retard successfully.


haha
Populus vult decipi. Decipiatur.

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It's can be a contraction and genitive case.

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If you cut down on these costs students won't learn so well, effecting the "quality"...
#20
Back when I had a "PM me for info on my forum" advert in my sig, I remember I reported this user for advertising his own forum in a thread. I reported him, and got a PM a little later and got flamed for having an advert in my sig.

I once got another one asking if I was from liverpool, because of Kirk By sounding like Kirby.
#21
weirdest PM i ever got was: "h3y l0zseR i n0tIc3d tH@t ur pr3TTy gay. d0n't 4geT tHaT i h8 f@gz.


P.S. Don't forget that it's your mother's birthday this wednesday."

at first i didn't understand why i got a message like this, but then i remembered that i sent it to myself.
#22
Quote by chocolatguitar
weirdest PM i ever got was: "h3y l0zseR i n0tIc3d tH@t ur pr3TTy gay. d0n't 4geT tHaT i h8 f@gz.


P.S. Don't forget that it's your mother's birthday this wednesday."

at first i didn't understand why i got a message like this, but then i remembered that i sent it to myself.

haha

Nice
Populus vult decipi. Decipiatur.

Quote by Mistress_Ibanez
It's can be a contraction and genitive case.

Quote by Mistress_Ibanez
If you cut down on these costs students won't learn so well, effecting the "quality"...
#23
I had said a joke in the pit, and it pissed some dude off. He goes, "H3y st0p stealing MY material, im triing to get pawpular on teh site." WTF?????????

Anyone want muffins, I BAKED!!!
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when i was 7 i saw my mom naked while taking a sh** it was pretty sick cuz shes fat....

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Last.fm
POOP
#24
this dude sent me a picture of a metal rooster and said "i bet you like that, don't you?? it's a big hard C0CK!!"






I CAN TOTALLY EXPLAIN THAT... I HAD... uh... UNPROTECTED SEX WITH A PORCUPINE
#27
I've gotten some because people liked some of the stuff I've put in my sig.

I also got a few cause I looked stoned in one of my pics, cause I look like other people, forgot to pay child support, or some random bullshit.
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"Ass Fuckingly Loud"

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#28
"Hey, are you from Carlsbad?"

My reply "No, it's a nickname"

They never replied...
[Sig goes here]
#29
Hey, I just remembered something.

I found a tracker that runs off of cell phone signals, PM me for details!
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#30
I never get PMs
Listen to mah discs.



And coming soon, THE CLEVER DEVILS VS. THE BLONDES.

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#31
Nobody ever PMs me :\ Well, once someone actually PMed me saying I am a horrible troll and should go to hell and die or something along these lines, anyhow. It was pretty random since I like to think I am a fairly nice guy, but oh well. Aside from that, nah. Nobody sniff
Jackson DKMG & KE3, Fender Mexican Strat, Stagg Acoustic

Boss Compressor & Chorus, Dunlop Crybaby, Behringer Delay, ISP Decimator, Ibanez Tubescreamer

Laney TT50H, Marshall 1960A, Roland Cube 15

Looking to jam in Belfast, PM me!
#33
Some guy was trying to convince me to sell my sig space to him. He said he would pay me through PayPal....
..............
#34
I've recieved 0 PMs
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#36
i had someguy ask me for tips on how to finger a girl :S but alot of not so wierd but funny PM's about that ever so secret ever so tempting hidden link to porn hidden about UG in the for of a "." which i am one of the very few people to know about its where abouts
Quote by Burtonjp
Thats right.. I'm drooling over your body... *walks off and registers as a gay sex offender *


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Post a naked picture of yourself with your guitar to join.
#37








I deleted a lot of my weirder ones
Drop another coin in the slot, and I will tell you more...
#38
^Now that ones just plain creepy...
Gear: Yamaha AES 620 Equipped with SD JB+APH-1
Fender American Deluxe V-Neck Equipped with BKP Mothers Milk
Fender Pro Jr., Traynor YCV 50, Diamond J-Drive MK3, Fulltone 70's Fuzz, Teese RMC Wizard Wah, Boss dd-3, Boss CE-5, Korg DT-10 pedal tuner.
#39
I get PMs from time to time about weird stuff. Lately I've been getting alot of PMs from people who want to see the dirty pics of esther...

edit: next time I get drunk, I'm gonna send _chaka some PMs
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#40
Unfortunately he was banned before I got a chance to respond.
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