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The whole idea is simple. Post the crappiest guitar you know of, preferably with small pictures included.

Whether it's looks, tone, etc, that makes it crappy, it doesn't really matter.

And no flaming.

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#2
my cousin's squier.

EDIT: now that i think about it...maybe my friend's first act strat.
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#3
my peavey raptor plus.. no matter how much distortion you pump into it, it still sounds like broken microwave
#4
Gibson SG. Bloody awful things to play because of terrible weighting and sound Shite IMHO ^^
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#5
definitly those target rubbish first acts or squires they just sound awful
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I'm not joking i hate the bloody things. Cheap mass produced crap
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#9
my crappy firstact guitar... but it's okay, because i'm using my birthday money within a week to buy a better guitar... woot!
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#10



How in the WORLD did those things become popular, they're probably THE ugliest peices of crap I've ever seen. Only time I'ed ever even consider playing one is if it was a HSS Strat, because otherwise, just ugh.
#11
The rythym guitarist in my band still has his first guitar, a low quality first act.
It's powder blue, it has 1 busted humbucker in the bridge and the neck is so warped you could use the guitar to shoot arrows. Also its impossible to tune.
#13
yamaha strat copies are pretty disgusting
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#15
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How in the WORLD did those things become popular, they're probably THE ugliest peices of crap I've ever seen. Only time I'ed ever even consider playing one is if it was a HSS Strat, because otherwise, just ugh.
Ill agree with you that teles arent much to look at but they sound great and the necks are amazing i have a h1 tele and its amazing.
#16
I dislike the twangy sound of the guitar.

Only one out of those two I'ed play is Strat, but only with a bridge Humbucker, because single coils can't get the type of sound want.
#17
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How in the WORLD did those things become popular, they're probably THE ugliest peices of crap I've ever seen. Only time I'ed ever even consider playing one is if it was a HSS Strat, because otherwise, just ugh.
Even though you have your own opinion, I'll kill you for saying that the tele is ugly.


The worst guitar I have played would probably have to be a squier, honestly, I think starcasters are alot better.
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#19
^^^Lol my friend bought a Behringer gutiar and amp for 50 bucks, if that doesn't tell you anything, it sucks.
#20
my friend has some cheap encore plywood electric and the neck is twice as thick of the body.
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#21
I know its personal preference, yada yada yada, but i thikn that teles are beautiful intstruments. Theres something realyl classy and sophisticated about them. I feel that if i see a guy with a tele vs a guy with a strat, i give the tele guy more credit subconsciously.

I'm actually very satisfied with my squier, thank you. The neck plays great, i put a good deal of work and effort into it, and its a great workhorse guitar.

And on topic, i guess i'd have to go with the wangcaster (i'm not one for crude humour and such and such. I would feel disgusted just touching the damn thing.)
#22
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#23
D: Wow, how can anyone possibly say that Fender Strats, Telecasters and Gibson SGs are crappest guitars?

There are plenty of other shit guitars.
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#24
Im not a big Godin fan. I've played a few and they just seem way too clunky and lame for me. Not to mention they're hideous.
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#25
i hate Godins look but they're still playable, Squiers hurt my ears and my fingers, I gotta say the worst was this Fender STARcaster piece of shit they had in Best Buy
#26
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And on topic, i guess i'd have to go with the wangcaster (i'm not one for crude humour and such and such. I would feel disgusted just touching the damn thing.)

This.
#27
probably some cheap pawn shop noname guitar (ive played on some really bad ones) in terms of mass produced guitars id have to go with Ibanez RGs, all of them, every single one ive played has felt like a cheap toy guitar that i could easilly break in half by playing too hard, they have shit electronics and trems too.
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#28
anyone ever seen the guitar from walmart that said rok axe on it, i vote for that one.
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#29
B.C.Rich guitars every single one of them are awful I hate them with passion.
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#31
my mates got a shitty ashton from way back all the electricals have been burnt out and its rusted on just about any metal on the guitar.yuck.
#32
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ever played one of their custom shop guitars?

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#33
i hate bc rich too ill admit they look good but thier sound and feel are shit i hate squier and people that go around showing off saying they have a fender when they have shitty squier i know their made by fender but their nothing like a fender
#34
My Bonplay "heavy metal" guitar.. It's honestly the worst thing i have ever bought.. the action it all wrong, its so high and bad.. and it got holes in the tremolo(sp) part and the whammy bar broke off and it sounds bad..GAH!!! can't wait til i get my new one
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#36
A telecaster copy I played at school, horrible guitar, went out of tune just by looking at it.
I think it was an eastone but I'm not sure.
#37
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I'm actually very satisfied with my squier, thank you. The neck plays great, i put a good deal of work and effort into it, and its a great workhorse guitar.

And on topic, i guess i'd have to go with the wangcaster (i'm not one for crude humour and such and such. I would feel disgusted just touching the damn thing.)


Dude...how uptight are you?


I'd say this is one of the worst actions I've ever seen:

But the award for worst guitar goes to my first...I'll post pics later. Im sure you'll all agree it is the worst guitar in the universe.
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#38
crappiest guitar? heh.. mine probably :P It's an SX copy of fender strat. Even playing a squire feels better
#39
The Collins ST-100

It costs 69 euros.

This is not an opinion.

This is a fact.

It sucks

It only produces one tone, no matter how you adjust the controls on the gutiar or amp

The paint can be scraped off with a pick

It feels cheap

It just sucks

Thank god you can only get them in Germany and Austria.

So if you have a chance to try one, don't. They suck.
#40
Rated on looks: Any Flying V. I don't like how the strings go right to the end of the guitar.

Tone: Definitely First Act
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