Well Im getting my hair cut tomorrow, which doesnt bother me too much, but my friends always laugh at me and call me things like a 'lesbian soccer mom' and just shit like that. Any comebacks or something I could use to shut them up?
Poopy diaper in your face=All Time Great comeback.


You: The pain-train is about to make a stop.
Someone: Where?
You: (Insert name here) Station. *pounds fists*
perhaps you could not get your hair cut if you dont like what happnens when you do .

but why listin to a stranger over the internet
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perhaps you could not get your hair cut if you dont like what happnens when you do .

but why listin to a stranger over the internet

Well its not really up to me. I need it cut or I get fired. Its not even that long!
Cut them. Cut them deep.
For these things give thanks at nightfall:The day gone, a guttered torch,A sword tested, the troth of a maid,Ice crossed, ale drunk.-The Hávamál
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not if you have a silencer on.

what if you were whispering though?
Almost cut my hair
It happened just the other day
It's gettin kinda long
I coulda said it wasn't
in my way
But I didn't and I wonder why
I feel
like letting my freak flag fly
Cause I feel like I owe it
to someone

Must be because I had the flu' for
And I'm not feeling up to par
increases my paranoia
Like looking at my mirror and seeing
a police car
But I'm not giving in an inch to fear
Cause I missed myself this year
I feel like I owe it to

When I finally get myself together
I'm going to get down in that sunny southern weather
And I find a place inside to laugh
Separate the wheat
from the chaff
I feel like I owe it to someone

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PM me or peanut head to join.

there is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies. my brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness.
In your quote, I really hope your not referring to our "brave" shooting "innocent" people.
Duct tape. I need it for... taping something.
Well, you should get a sex change, then **** a soccer mom. It's the only reasonable solution.
Will says:
- SmarterChild - says:
I don't know if I can help it.

Member #6 of the "I play my guitar as high as Tom Morello does" club
why not a good 'ol "shut the fuck up?"
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learn some green day. they are totally brutal.

"lesbian soccer mom"


And if ever You come near, I will hold up high a mirror.
Lord, I could never show you anything as beautiful as You.
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GIve him a cleaveland bow tie.

Uhh, you mean Cincinatti Bow Tie, or Cleveland Steamer?

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Cleveland Bow Tie

When a man is fucking a girls boobs in the direction of head to toe, and his balls rest on the bottom of her neck, forming a bow tie

edit: ...Because this is a Cleveland Bow Tie...
Last edited by <Insanity> at Jan 23, 2007,
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"lesbian soccer mom"


i find that nickname strangely arousing.
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what if you were whispering though?

that's a good question....

good question indeed
shave their heads in their sleep. now who looks stupid? hahaha!
... For A Pair Of Brown Eyes

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smoke, you get more awesome by the minute..... You have an epic beard, live near woods, listen to metal, grill stuff using makeshift bbqs out of old cans, and now we find out you have stabbed someone in the dick
Quit whining.I had to shave my head after I did my mohawk because school was reopening.
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