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#1
in austalia you can legally have sex once your 16.

BUT you cant 'legally' watch porn till your 18? hmmmmmm
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#2
Well in Soviet Russia, 16 watches your 18 illegally having sex with porn.
#4
Is there a legal age for having sex in the U.S.? I know you cant be older than 18 and screw someone under 18, but is sex overall technically against the law if you are under 18?
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Is there a legal age for having sex in the U.S.? I know you cant be older than 18 and screw someone under 18, but is sex overall technically against the law if you are under 18?


if there is a law, then theres a whole crapload of criminals out there...
#6
In Canada you're legal when you turn 14, can drive at 15, and have sex, BUT, you can't buy beer, or drink until you're 19. Crazy world.
#7
canada has the slackest law enforcement in the world
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#10
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In Canada you're legal when you turn 14, can drive at 15, and have sex, BUT, you can't buy beer, or drink until you're 19. Crazy world.

Wow. In the states, you're legal at 18, you drive at 16, and can't drink until 21.
And in Norway you can drink before you drive.

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In Canada you're legal when you turn 14, can drive at 15, and have sex, BUT, you can't buy beer, or drink until you're 19. Crazy world.

You can drive in Canada when your 15? TAKE ME TO CANADA! Do you have to have a parent with you or anything??

Anyway, on topic, Australia has a lot of weird laws...that one is one of the worst though.
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You can drive in Canada when your 15? TAKE ME TO CANADA! Do you have to have a parent with you or anything??

Anyway, on topic, Australia has a lot of weird laws...that one is one of the worst though.



Yeah, you do have to have a parent, but once you're a fully fledged driver then you can drive by yourself.
#13
Here (In Australia)

Driving -
L's (ie with a parent) = 16
P's (ie without a parent) = 16.5 or 17 (17 for new laws ,)

Drinking - 18

Sex is different for each state

South Aus = 17 that's the only one i know coz it's where i live

um i think that's the important one's :S
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Is there a legal age for having sex in the U.S.? I know you cant be older than 18 and screw someone under 18, but is sex overall technically against the law if you are under 18?

it varies from state to state, but in most states, the legal age of consent is 16
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Well in Soviet Russia, 16 watches your 18 illegally having sex with porn.

holy shit that was mind blowing
#16
^^ Thats awesome, I'm thinking about moving to Canada actually. Shame the drinking age is 19, though i've stopped drinking for a while anyway.
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#17
The laws are weird here in Texas. If you're legal, you can bang someone who is , at most, two years younger than you. So if you're 18, she can be 16. If you're 19, she can be 17, if you're 16, she can be 14(I think). I'm not sure if there is really a legal limit on how old you can be to have sex, just how old your partner can be.
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lol would you parents report you to the cops if your 17 and your watching porn?
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In Canada you're legal when you turn 14, can drive at 15, and have sex, BUT, you can't buy beer, or drink until you're 19. Crazy world.


drinking heavily at an early age stunts ur emotional/mental growth so ive heard
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lol would you parents report you to the cops if your 17 and your watching porn?

That would be funny!
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That would be funny!


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#22
Gay sex isn't legal till you're 18 in Australia (not that I swing that way, or there's anything wrong with it)
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In Canada you're legal when you turn 14, can drive at 15, and have sex, BUT, you can't buy beer, or drink until you're 19. Crazy world.
It's 18 in Alberta.
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Gay sex isn't legal till you're 18 in Australia (not that I swing that way, or there's anything wrong with it)
Lmao what, do they just bust into the bedroom or something?
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The laws are weird here in Texas. If you're legal, you can bang someone who is , at most, two years younger than you. So if you're 18, she can be 16. If you're 19, she can be 17, if you're 16, she can be 14(I think). I'm not sure if there is really a legal limit on how old you can be to have sex, just how old your partner can be.



I thought it was 3 years difference?

But anyways the age of consent in Texas is 17
#26
in the UK you cant have sex till 16 but i cant see the police bustin your door down and tazoring your ass for banging some girl. but you might get on the sex offenders list if you have it bfore 16
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#27
actually, in australia the legal age is TEN. but ur partner has to be less than two years older/younger. but neither person can be under 10 or over 16

when ur 16 you can have sex with anyone except anyone with a position of responsibility over you (guardian, boss, higher ranked co-worker)

when ur 18 you can have sex with anyone

EDIT: gay sex u have to be 18
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Is there a legal age for having sex in the U.S.? I know you cant be older than 18 and screw someone under 18, but is sex overall technically against the law if you are under 18?

They are state laws. In Florida it is illegal for anyone over the age of 24 the have sexual intercourse with anyone under the age of 18

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You can drive in Canada when your 15? TAKE ME TO CANADA! Do you have to have a parent with you or anything??

Anyway, on topic, Australia has a lot of weird laws...that one is one of the worst though.

Of course they do, they are a bunch of criminals
#29
i think most states in the
US have like an age of consent or something. like most states its 16 or something like that...not sure..
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#30
funny how you can drive at 16, but can't drink until you're 18
but they are changing the driving age here to 17 at the end of feburary
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Well in Soviet Russia, 16 watches your 18 illegally having sex with porn.

I don't know why, but I lol'd.
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#32
in soviet russia, age sexes you!
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#34
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actually, in australia the legal age is TEN. but ur partner has to be less than two years older/younger. but neither person can be under 10 or over 16

Wrong. The age of consent is officially sixteen in every state except Tasmania and SA, where it is 17. What you're talking about is only a legal defence in the ACT and Victoria.
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Wow. In the states, you're legal at 18, you drive at 16, and can't drink until 21.
And in Norway you can drink before you drive.

In norway you can buy beer at 18, and take the driver's licence when you're 18. And when you're 20 you can buy alcohol over 22%
#36
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Wrong. The age of consent is officially sixteen in every state except Tasmania and SA, where it is 17. What you're talking about is only a legal defence in the ACT and Victoria.


oh. i realised it was a legal defence but thought it was australia wide. AFAIK the defence will always work if the parameters are met
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#37
Same with the UK

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#38
My friend was asking me the other day if he could have sex with his boyfriend (both 14, from the uk) ? im not really an expert on that kind of thing
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Well in Soviet Russia, 16 watches your 18 illegally having sex with porn.


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Is there a legal age for having sex in the U.S.? I know you cant be older than 18 and screw someone under 18, but is sex overall technically against the law if you are under 18?


that sucks. here in israel, to have secks you have to be over the age of 16 , and if one of the partners is over the age of 18 and the other is under 18, there can't be a gap between ages bigger than 3 years. so if you are 20 years old, you could still bang a 17 years old chick. cool ah?
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