#2
Finding your only infant child asphyxiating on her own vomit.

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I actually don't even know who Dane Cook is...
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#3
George Carlin is funnier than Dane Cook.
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#4
Dane cook sucks. Though his Comedy central presents was funny as hell. He sucks now.

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#5
Yeah, Dane used to rock but he has lost his edge. He used to be a lunatic but now he just rambles about the same crap. He is boring as hell.
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#7
I never liked Dane Cook.
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#8
Everything? Dane Cook... I never understood why so many people went crazy over him. Always seemed like a bit of an idiot to me.
#11
Funnier than Dane Cook: Belly button lint.
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#13
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dat phan is funnier than dane cook.


Ok, that is going a little too far. Anything is funnier than Dat Phan.
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#14
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Ok, that is going a little too far. Anything is funnier than Dat Phan.


but...

but...

Dat Phan ...

oh damn. you're right.
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#15
CAULKMASTER and his lack of knowledge about gay people is funnier than Dane Cook.

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srsly today my friend was talking about gay people and im just wondering how they have sex srsly i dont no
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#16
Eh, Dane Cook isnt that bad...just severly over rated.

But... watching others making 3D models of a yacht in pro desktop is funnier than Dane Cook....they get so mad :P
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#17
That pissed off German kid who screams a lot and destroys his keyboard is funnier, indeed much funnier, than Dane Cook.
#18
your moms funnier then dane cook
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#20
No idea who that is
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#21
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Finding your only infant child asphyxiated by her own vomit.

[/Angry Nintendo nerd plagiarism]

I actually don't even know who Dane Cook is...

Fixed.
#22
I've only heard one thing byhim, it was funny, Kool-Aid? Something like that.
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