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#2
To show their feminine side.


Or to win the MOD challenge.
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#3
If I'm abataining from masturbation it's ALWAYS because I forget or have other things in mind.

I laugh when I remember, but yeah, some of my friends go...

"I haven't jerked off for a week"

"Oh yeah!! Well I haven't for 2 weeks!"

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#4
Boredom
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#5
Probably to test their willpower by not touching themselves at night.

I can't really think of a good reason to stop masturbating though.
#6
Quote by Teh Traineez0rz
If I'm abataining from masturbation it's ALWAYS because I forget or have other things in mind.

I laugh when I remember, but yeah, some of my friends go...

"I haven't jerked off for a week"

"Oh yeah!! Well I haven't for 2 weeks!"

edit: Nice sig btw JamieB


How could you go for two weeks, by accident?
#7
Because in the eyes of the deeply religious it's a sin since you're "killing your own children". Don't look at me, it's their idea.
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#10
Quote by -MintSauce-
Why do people bother abstaining from masturbation for days, or even weeks, at a time?

Perhaps I'm ignorant, but I don't see the benefits.


days?

i only do it about once or twice a week.
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edit: Nice sig btw JamieB



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#12
Quote by alexi_laiho
days?

i only do it about once or twice a week.


I'm a 21 year old male; and single I might add. Ergo, my body requires that I release the sexual frustration, generated by the afore-mentioned circumstances, on an almost daily basis.
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Quote by -MintSauce-
I'm a 21 year old male; and single I might add. Ergo, my body requires that I release the sexual frustration, generated by the afore-mentioned circumstances, on an almost daily basis.


fair enough...
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#17
Quote by -MintSauce-
How could you go for two weeks, by accident?


It wasn't me. I just made that up.

But I have a mate who says he didn't wank for an entire term (10 weeks) Which I call bullshit because he's the hornyest person I've ever known, he just loves porn. He also has the **** the size of a lightsaber.
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#18
Why do you need lube? An experienced masturbator could pull it off even without hands and legs
#21
Quote by JamieB
To show their feminine side.


I know girls that do it more than I do. And that's a fair bit.
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#23
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I want to meet these girls



i'm not sure it is a quality i would look for in a woman
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#24
because if you wait 4 weeks then go the orgasm is massive like really good.
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i'm not sure it is a quality i would look for in a woman


I wouldn't specifically look for it, but it's not a bad quality to have. You need a girl who knows how to enjoy herself now and then.
#27
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Some people believe the fact that if you wank too much you will go blind


It gives you cancer too. I know this guy and he said he was burping the worm and his penis swelled up like a tumor.
Lol jk.
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#28
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Some people believe the fact that if you wank too much you will go blind


Thats true. I'm blind, i have someone typing this for me
#29
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because if you wait 4 weeks then go the orgasm is massive like really good.


Say I waited for three weeks before masturbating again..

One week = 7 days

Three weeks = 3x7 = 21 days

One day = one masturbation opportunity

Therefore, 21 days = 21 m.o's = 21 potential orgasms.


Will this 'massive' orgasm I get after abstaining for three weeks be the equivalent to a cumulation of 21 normal orgasms?
#30
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It gives you cancer too.


expect to see a 'shocking study' about this on 'a current affair' in the not too distant future
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expect to see a 'shocking study' about this on 'a current affair' in the not too distant future


People should try and find out what doesn't give you cancer.
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#32
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People should try and find out what doesn't give you cancer.


haha. they had a story about underwire bras giving people cancer the other night.
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#34
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days?

i only do it about once or twice a week.

Man you're a level 3 Fridget. Im 14 and i wank like 3-5 times a DAY!

EDIT: Best record 5 times in under an hour.
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#35
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Man you're a level 3 Fridget. Im 14 and i wank like 3-5 times a DAY!

EDIT: Best record 5 times in under an hour.

well, you win, you horny, horny, horny bastard
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#37
Quote by -MintSauce-
Say I waited for three weeks before masturbating again..

One week = 7 days

Three weeks = 3x7 = 21 days

One day = one masturbation opportunity

Therefore, 21 days = 21 m.o's = 21 potential orgasms.


Will this 'massive' orgasm I get after abstaining for three weeks be the equivalent to a cumulation of 21 normal orgasms?


Not to mention the amount of kleenex's it would take for the single load. Quantity > Quality.

Quantity > Quality is also pretty contradictory seeing as ALL orgasms are good quality.
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#38
Quote by Shredlet
Man you're a level 3 Fridget. Im 14 and i wank like 3-5 times a DAY!

EDIT: Best record 5 times in under an hour.


Dude you're a factory! You should sell you fluids as some kind of wonder cure-all.
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#39
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Not to mention the amount of kleenex's it would take for the single load. Quantity > Quality.

Quantity > Quality is also pretty contradictory seeing as ALL orgasms are good quality.


I rest my case!

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Dude you're a factory! You should sell you fluids as some kind of wonder cure-all.


Yes, donate it to science.. or to charity. Head to your nearest Oxfam, with a few jars of love juice. They'll be eternally grateful.
#40
Quote by -MintSauce-
Say I waited for three weeks before masturbating again..

One week = 7 days

Three weeks = 3x7 = 21 days

One day = one masturbation opportunity

Therefore, 21 days = 21 m.o's = 21 potential orgasms.


Will this 'massive' orgasm I get after abstaining for three weeks be the equivalent to a cumulation of 21 normal orgasms?



yes
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