#1
What's with the sudden onslaught of all these 'getting hit in the balls' stories?
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well, apparently January is a big month for testicular injury
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Maybe it's a big, secret rebellion between women, to undermine patriarchal society by destoying our manhoods?
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Because getting kicked in the balls is a metaphor for reading the pit.
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thats a pretty logical reason lol
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cos it is damm painful

and i agree, january is a bad time for injury, i got hit 0 times between november and december, then 3 times in 2 days
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getting kicked in the balls is the closest thing a man will come to giving birth, unless somehow he does give birth... then its not
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getting kicked in the balls is the closest thing a man will come to giving birth, unless somehow he does give birth... then its not


He might, some girl might place an "egg" in his bladder, then when he wanks, a single "commando" sperm will inpregnate the egg and he'll die...damn
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He might, some girl might place an "egg" in his bladder, then when he wanks, a single "commando" sperm will inpregnate the egg and he'll die...damn


Yes, because we all know sperm comes from the bladder. Someone was too busy wanking in the back of the class in sex education....

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getting kicked in the balls is the closest thing a man will come to giving birth



I dunno. I've had some pretty big shits.
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lol that was the greatest observation i've seen in a while.

My band and i came up with a game which we dubbed "Giggleball" a while ago... basically we sit around in a circle with a stick of deodarant (with sharp corners) and lob it at each others nuts, you can't move your hands or legs - just take it like a man!
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Because clearly nothing can compare to the utter intensity that is getting nailed in el cajones...
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What a coincidence, my 6 year old brother drop kicked me in the testicles yesterday
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Yes, because we all know sperm comes from the bladder. Someone was too busy wanking in the back of the class in sex education....

I notice the TS likes the hot goths and emos thread.


Where'd you get that from?
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well, apparently January is a big month for testicular injury


January is now Testicular Injury Awareness month.
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January is now Testicular Injury Awareness month.

That's a great idea. Let's all put that on our calendar for next year and share this years testicle stories jan '08.

When i bumped those threads with my hit in the balls stories i was only hoping for a UG hit in the balls day or something like that, but a month is much better.
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lol that was the greatest observation i've seen in a while.

My band and i came up with a game which we dubbed "Giggleball" a while ago... basically we sit around in a circle with a stick of deodarant (with sharp corners) and lob it at each others nuts, you can't move your hands or legs - just take it like a man!


hahahaha, wtf??
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Quote by TomD03
lol that was the greatest observation i've seen in a while.

My band and i came up with a game which we dubbed "Giggleball" a while ago... basically we sit around in a circle with a stick of deodarant (with sharp corners) and lob it at each others nuts, you can't move your hands or legs - just take it like a man!


Yeah, um thats already a game and it has been for quite awhile, its called Nut Ball
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#24
i got hit in the balls 6 times in a week at school once now that was a bad week and twice by some girl, another where i was getting nipple crippled and somebody walking past hit me in the sack with there school bag another at dinner time when playin footy i was in net and i got kicked in the balls and another playing golf me and my mate were like wot u would do with kik ups with footballs but with golf balls and he hit his and it flew into my nuts that was the worse experience so far
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Maybe because it's funny seeing someone get sackwacked/hit in the balls and it's not you.
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