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#1
What the title says, it baffles me.
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#5
Quote by AdamDK
Something funny.

Examples?
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#6
Da mods are a chargin' there lazors!
Da mods are a firin' there lazors!

Shoop Da Woop!!!!1!
#7
Having ego-boosting quotes from people, especially administrators, in your sig is lame.
#8
Say something regarding buttsecks in an antalope's ear.
You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to, so when they turn their back on you, you get a chance to put the knife in.
#9
Quote by Tom Martin
Having ego-boosting quotes from people, especially administrators, in your sig is lame.


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Dammit, beaten to it, and by someone with the same name

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#10
Your title is actually a good one

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(most intelligent)
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#11
So if you are sigged it is a bad thing?
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#12
Usually you have to say something funny, but sometimes saying stupid stuff works aswell.
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#14
I've been sigged about five times, I'm sure some people post crazy stuff just to get sigged.. *cough*
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#15
Quote by metallica_death
So if you are sigged it is a bad thing?

Depends what's sigged, some people sig things because they think they're funny or clever, sometimes you get sigged for being really stupid or sometimes if you praise someone they sig it for ego-boosting purposes.
#16
I don't get that about some people on here, they quote someone saying 'correct' then underneath it have [sarcasm] something really witty[/sarcasm] like 'damn str8, I'm the tits' underneath it. I just don't get it, they just make themselves look an even bigger toosh than they are.
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#17
Savage nights You never seize to amaze me.


So something like that gets you sigged?
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ESP LTD EC-1000 SW
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Randall RH150G3 Head and Cab
#18
Quote by metallica_death
What the title says, it baffles me.


You are so right metallica_death. You win the thread.


Go on sig that.
#19
Typical sig that involves a quote:

A)
Quote by random_user
<this is a funny joke>


B)
Quote by random_user
<insert your name here>, you are a living legend!!!!


3)
Quote by random_user
<insert your name here>, I wanna have your babies.


D)
Quote by random_dumbass
Idiotic statement that proves how dumb I am.



All three of these (with the possible exception of A) are generally frowned upon among established users, especially numbers B and 3.
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#20
Quote by musicianamedave
A)

B)

3)

D)

Someone needs to revise their alphabet methinks
#21
what's a sig?
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#22
Quote by Tom Martin
Someone needs to revise their alphabet methinks


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Sig worthy....LAWL.
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#23
Lawlz.

It irritates me to no end when it's obvious someone is trying to be sigged;

Wow, <insert name here>, that was really funny! He is always correct, he should bask in his greatness.

Or something like that.

I've been looking for something funny to put in for a while now, but am yet to find a joke funny out of context. There'll be one soon, I'm sure, but for now this one makes me laugh.
Basically, brown nose everyone you speak to, and you'll be sigged.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#24
Quote by Dinkydaisy
Lawlz.

It irritates me to no end when it's obvious someone is trying to be sigged;

Or something like that.

I've been looking for something funny to put in for a while now, but am yet to find a joke funny out of context. There'll be one soon, I'm sure, but for now this one makes me laugh.
Basically, brown nose everyone you speak to, and you'll be sigged.


Oh my God, Dinky, you are so correct. You really hit the nail on the head with that one. I wish I could be half the woman you are...
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#26
No way. I'm changing my Religion to The First Church of Dinkydaisyism. She is our messiah.


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#27
I'm so mad. I've been sigged like eleven times but EVERY SINGLE TIME it's me saying something amusingly stupid or oddly clever instead of me saying something genuinely funny or clever.
#28
Quote by yawn
I'm so mad. I've been sigged like eleven times but EVERY SINGLE TIME it's me saying something stupid instead of me saying something genuinely funny or clever.


Maybe you're not genuinley funny or clever then?
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#29
Quote by cagnius
Maybe you're nut genuinley funny or clever then?
The problem is, the people who sig me think what I said is funny and/or clever, but I don't.


*rolls eyes right back*
#30
Quote by cagnius
Oh my God, Dinky, you are so correct. You really hit the nail on the head with that one. I wish I could be half the woman you are...


Now wonder would it be better to have the top half of a woman or the bottom???
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#31
Quote by cagnius
Maybe you're not genuinley funny or clever then?

Always one to sugar-coat things then I see...
#32
Quote by Tom Martin
Always one to sugar-coat things then I see...


Straight to the point. And that's not just my sexuality .


Oh God, I'd sig myself if I weren't the tits.
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#33
Hm, someone should make a thread in which you post your posts that have been sigged by others. That'd be interesting.
#34
Quote by _Mayday_
Da mods are a chargin' there lazors!
Da mods are a firin' there lazors!

Shoop Da Woop!!!!1!



_Mayday_ sigged me just because i laughed at his disgusting...methods...lol.

but basically, threadstarter, to get sigged, all you have to do is the following: throw your guitar in a muddy puddle, dunk it in a bucket of water to clean it, tell UG about it, throw in a few dirty mis-spelled innuendos, wait for ensuing hilarity, and bingo. signaturisation. like burnination, only even more flamey.
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#35


Sig discussions are always fun.

Wow cagnius, you are so damn funny and smart all of UG shud listen to u!!!
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#36
Quote by Dinkydaisy


Sig discussions are always fun.

Wow cagnius, you are so damn funny and smart all of UG shud listen to u!!!





I actually thought you were being serious for a second , then I realised the ironic slant that the thread had taken .
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#38
Best way is to start a thread about how to masturbate.
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This sig was too fucking big. Make it smaller next time, chief.
#40
Quote by yawn
Hm, someone should make a thread in which you post your posts that have been sigged by others. That'd be interesting.

I don't think I'd come out of that very well
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