I found the first four lines of this written in a toilet in my university library and for no appartent reason decided to turn it into a funny sonnet enjoy!

Sometimes I come here to sit and think
Sometimes I come here to shit and stink
Sometimes I come here to scratch my balls
And read the writing on the walls

Sometimes I come here to stand and pee
Other times I will sit down to wee
Sometimes I will forget to flush
This can make my flatmates blush

Sometimes I come here to tug my todger
Unfortunately this causes rather a bother
Sometimes I come here to sit and toke
But this can make me a dozy bloke

But please remember whatever you here for
Just remember to LOCK THE BLOODY DOOR!!!
Last edited by sillybuuger12 at Jan 24, 2007,

Nice, although the last little bit doesn't quite rhyme or flow right.

EDIT: That flows better.
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Funny. YOu could make that a little three chord pop punk song and sell millions of records.

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