#1
I just went in this sweet restaurant, and I had this raging urge to take a dump. I went to the bathroom and put some toilet paper on the seat, not to get AIDS or something. Well, after I completed the mission, low and behold, there was a piece of toilet paper hanging from my pants about 10~20 centimeters long. I had for about half an hour until I noticed.

God I suck at life.
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#2
Why would you have to justify using an ass gasket? Only idiots sit down on public toilets without paper in between
#3
LOL...... i done that before
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#5
He has to justify roaming around with one though....no ??
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Quote by Cynoxx
I just went in this sweet restaurant, and I had this raging urge to take a dump. I went to the bathroom and put some toilet paper on the seat, not to get AIDS or something. Well, after I completed the mission, low and behold, there was a piece of toilet paper hanging from my pants about 10~20 centimeters long. I had for about half an hour until I noticed.

God I suck at life.



you cant get AIDS from sitting on a toilet seat unless it has blood on it and you have cuts that are bleeding all over your ass


secondly,


haha...you should have checked before you left
#9
dude i did that, me and my friends just laughed our asses off though, we werent depressed
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Quote by Cynoxx
I just went in this sweet restaurant, and I had this raging urge to take a dump. I went to the bathroom and put some toilet paper on the seat, not to get AIDS or something. Well, after I completed the mission, low and behold, there was a piece of toilet paper hanging from my pants about 10~20 centimeters long. I had for about half an hour until I noticed.

God I suck at life.


So ? I had explosive diarreah today. It looked like a shit bomb went off in the toilet.
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#14
^ Of course, at least I didnt show my wang to some chick who had "crusty vagina armpits".
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#16
^ Bah thats probably the only action i'll get so i'd better take whatever comes.
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I remember that was the phrase of the year last year when I was a wee little eighth grader. My friends are trying to bring it back to dominance.

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#24
^ Id rather have a wad of shit smeared on my face. Actually it must feel quite nice. Hmmmmmm brb.
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