#2
Haha, looks like that guy holding the upturned cross just got it up the ass
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#5
No that is one scary mutha. She should go in metal wife swap. (assuming she's spawned some sort of family.)
#6
Hmm, I just threw up. And my my, I put my puke on my face and I now officially have better corpsepaint then her.
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#8
People have no style.
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#10
Damn retards. They just make it to easy to parody poor old black metal.

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#12
Guy^

I found this to be a bit over the top: (Invalid img)
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#15
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"Gimme yo money, unkvlt mvthafvcka!"
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#16
Funny shit.
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#18
Not funny at all.

A complete mockery of the genre, just because some idiots wanted to make a site to show how ridiculous some "nu-black metallers" can get with crappily applied corpsepaint. Honestly, a trend in itself. Black metallers should just stop wearing corpse all together.
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#21
Come on dude. You can't just label it all as a trend. Anything that more than a few people do gets labeled as a trend these days. For all we know 3/4 of the people on that site are actually tr00 gr1m and kvlt black metallers. Its pretty funny to look at because so many people take it too seriously. All for laughs dude. If you can't laugh, what can you do?
#22
Exactly why black metallers shouldn't take pics or even wear it in the first place.

ALTHOUGH, when done right (i.e. Funeral Mist), corpsepaint can look amazingly evil and sick. Though I don't think of it a necessity in bm, and the image adds nothing to the music. (But who am I to care, it's not like I'm gonna see any black metal acts live in the near future).
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#25
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Now THAT is a good pic.

But for the rest, the site is pure
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#27
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they look like juggaloes
#28
Lol, Mike (i think...Kirkisking?) I just checked out Funeral Mist...they have a good effect going, that's for sure.

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Looks like this fella got punched in the face.



And @ This guy



So evil!
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#30
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Lol, Mike (i think...Kirkisking?) I just checked out Funeral Mist...they have a good effect going, that's for sure.

Instrumedit:

Looks like this fella got punched in the face.



And @ This guy



So evil!



He's got the Dani Filth finger thing!

I feel sorry for King Diamond and the like, they probably want to kill themselves because of what they started.
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#31
Hey, KISS had it before King Diamond.

edit: Yea, Gene Simmons was the only kvlt one.
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#32
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Hey, KISS had it before King Diamond.

Yeah, but they just copied Japanese plays. Besides, everyone but Gene Simmons looked like a pussy.
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#33
The problem with tR00 Gr1M black metals when you go to their shows you can't...well I can't take them seriously. They just kind of end up looking dumb. But, thats what Immortal is for I do usually prefer black metalers to wear corpse paint just for the sole purpose of me thinking it looks cool. And that one girl up their is a babe
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#34
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Hey, KISS had it before King Diamond.

Arthur Brown had it waaay before KISS.
La mayyitan ma qadirun yatabaqqa sarmadi
Fa idha yaji' al-shudhdhadh fa-l-maut qad yantahi

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#35
I did it waay before Arthur Brown. I did it as a younen at about January 15, 1550. Just an estimation though.
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#37
being kvlt on ze sheetah
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corpse paint is pure comedy gold