#1
Ok so I was walking home with this guy today from school and he says he's going to give me a ride. So then he says he need to go to the bathroom hella bad, so then as a joke (which I didn't think he'd do) I tell him to push down on his bladder because it makes it feel better, OK AS A JOKE WHICH I THOUGHT EVERYBODY KNEW THAT IT DOESN'T WORK. So then... he pisses his pants right in front of me. OMFG THAT IS EMBARRASSING!!!!!!

Edit: I thought I should say we're in high school
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Last edited by Trevor6 at Jan 25, 2007,
#3
What's your problem?

He didn't piss your pants did he? ... wait did he?
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#5
haha.... sure it was a joke
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What's your problem?

He didn't piss your pants did he? ... wait did he?

I feel like its my fault.
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#10
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I feel like its my fault.



Nah, Its his fault. Guys can use anything in nature as a toilet.

Trees, Bushes, Cars, ect.
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what happened then?

I said 'oh ****, I think I'll walk home.'
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#13
Didi you talk to him again the next day in school?
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#14
I would just start laughing hysterically....oh...man...I am the most immature douchebag...
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I would just start laughing hysterically....oh...man...I am the most immature douchebag...


hahaha, yea, id laugh my ass off too...then feel bad after when he has to go to therapy...
#22
Dude, this one time like 5 years ago, I was walking around with a buddy, and we walked right by his house and I had to take a massive dump. Of course you're thinking why not take a shit in his house, but no, I wasn't allowed in, so I told him to at least get me some toilet paper, so I went in the woods, and took my massive shit and ended up pissing in my boxers. :P
#23
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Dude, this one time like 5 years ago, I was walking around with a buddy, and we walked right by his house and I had to take a massive dump. Of course you're thinking why not take a shit in his house, but no, I wasn't allowed in, so I told him to at least get me some toilet paper, so I went in the woods, and took my massive shit and ended up pissing in my boxers. :P

I've kinda got a story like that. I was at my friends house in 2nd grade and I was taking a piss. I miss the ****ing toilet and then when I try to re aim i piss all over my leg.

I WAS ALL STICKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
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#26
My friend pissed himself when we were on shrooms. Good times.
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#30
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lol how many other ppl saw this?

Only me, but when I left a bunch of people were walking toward him so idk. Lol the next day we both totally ignored the fact that it happened.
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#31
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Only me, but when I left a bunch of people were walking toward him so idk. Lol the next day we both totally ignored the fact that it happened.

kl lol would of been a billion times worse if he pissed himself in a crowd.
#32
Two questions:
Why do you feel >bad<?
and
who the hell wouldn't find this HILARIOUS?
#33
Bring him a package of adult diapers tomorrow.

You don't want this happening again.
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#34
That sucks, he doesn't have many friends, does he?

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If peeing your pants is cool, consider him miles davis
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eww lady gross!

ok, ok for the guys who didn't think that was funny. i got a story. Me and my friend & his family are walking down the street. a mama, a papa, and a baby (my friend) and me. So the baby starts to well lag behind so the papa gets all angry and goes up to him and squashes him and says "catch up"


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