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The administration at Mingus Springs Charter School in Chino Valley are complete morons!

A fricking 29 year old!! A 29 year old sex offender pretended to be a 12 year old. Let that sink in. What the hell! And for months even. Ok, I have no idea how tall he is or his size but I can tell you that is not a 12 year old. It is a good thing schools are drug free zone so the school's employees crack will wear off a little while they are there.
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i know you americans really suck shit with your education system!
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i know you americans really suck shit with your education system!

+1
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i know you americans really suck shit with your education system!


Close..... we suck worse than shit with our education system
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That's so fucked. I'd be embarrassed to live in that state or be part of any social group envolved with that school. How fucking stupid.
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That was all over the news last night. Shows how cautious we are with our school systems.
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what's funny is that no one addressed how stupid you would have to be to think he was 12.
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i was going to make a thread on this.


it seems crazy. the guy looks nowhere close to 12 years old. i dont know how a school could let him get away with that.
#13
come to think of it, i want to do that too.

not as a sex offender. but just to pwn in school.

for example, i'll go back to elementary school and some teacher assigns a 1 paragraph book report (summary). and i'll totally pwn the class with a 5 page literature analysis paper on the use of opposing imagery in the description of different economic classes to present the economic turmoil of a country's past.

lol talk about being pwnt.


or how bout math...

teacher is explaining how to add and subtract. and i'll give a really obnoxious outburst "HAHA that's nothing. yawn. when are we going to figure out the optimal volume of a box by differentiation?" again, all will be dumbfounded.

i can dream...
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I want one of his teachers to come forward and show everyone some 7th grade math or spelling test that he failed. Just to make things worse for him.

He could pass for a high schooler. He doesn't look 29. But he doesn't look 12 either.
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come to think of it, i want to do that too.

not as a sex offender. but just to pwn in school.

for example, i'll go back to elementary school and some teacher assigns a 1 paragraph book report (summary). and i'll totally pwn the class with a 5 page literature analysis paper on the use of opposing imagery in the description of different economic classes to present the economic turmoil of a country's past.

lol talk about being pwnt.


If you turned that in, you'd fail. Most likely, the book will be about a little boy who lost his dog.
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If you turned that in, you'd fail. Most likely, the book will be about a little boy who lost his dog.

not if it's a book of our choice!!

DAMN YOU
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the world just gets dummer and dummer
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not if it's a book of our choice!!

DAMN YOU


If you live in America, more than likely, you don't have a choice. It's the country of "freedom." Remember?

If you don't live in America...can I move in with you?
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If you live in America, more than likely, you don't have a choice. It's the country of "freedom." Remember?

If you don't live in America...can I move in with you?

hey man that's not true. i got to choose books when i was in elementary school.

of course that was during the bushless era of time, so you may be right...
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hey man that's not true. i got to choose books when i was in elementary school.

of course that was during the bushless era of time, so you may be right...


Wait it out a couple more years and he's gone though. Then again, I'm not exactly a big fan of anyone who's running this time...
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the world just gets dummer and dummer


i believe it's spelled "dumber"

now is it spelled or spelt?
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Wait it out a couple more years and he's gone though. Then again, I'm not exactly a big fan of anyone who's running this time...

black man will free us. you'll see!!

but damnit you ruined my fantasy...

okay fine so i get a dumbass 3rd grade book. i'll still write a 5 page analytical essay on it. lolz no one will top me.
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i believe it's spelled "dumber"

now is it spelled or spelt?


Spelled.
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i believe it's spelled "dumber"

now is it spelled or spelt?


thats the joke...
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black man will free us. you'll see!!

but damnit you ruined my fantasy...

okay fine so i get a dumbass 3rd grade book. i'll still write a 5 page analytical essay on it. lolz no one will top me.


Were the first 2 sentences supposed to remind me of Bohemian Rhapsody? Cuz they did.

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Were the first 2 sentences supposed to remind me of Bohemian Rhapsody? Cuz they did.
i'll be honest with you: i've never even heard the song.

Oh, and have fun getting your gold star for your wonderful essay. If you're lucky, the teacher may even draw a smiley face on it.

lmao

fuck that. i'll be getting the Student Of The Week award that's handed out weekly to all the kids who were extra special
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i'll be honest with you: i've never even heard the song.


Oh, you've heard it before. Trust me.

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lmao

fuck that. i'll be getting the Student Of The Week award that's handed out weekly to all the kids who were extra special


I got that...once...in kindergarten...my mommy made a poster board...with a picture of me dressed up like a ninja turtle...and a power ranger...
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i know you americans really suck shit with your education system!



**** you you faggot peice of shit on the ground...
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Oh, you've heard it before. Trust me.


I got that...once...in kindergarten...my mommy made a poster board...with a picture of me dressed up like a ninja turtle...and a power ranger...

awww
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**** you you faggot peice of shit on the ground...


Calm down, buddy. The dude was completely right anyway.
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Well everyone agree to disagree for christs sake. My take on the education system in the U.S. is if you want a good one, you need a pretty penny. So sue me if I'm wrong.


Can I sue you anyway?
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nah bro... you get out of it what you put in to it. an education is the best investment you could ever make. every aspect of your life evolves around "business", and in business, if you gonna invest in somthing... might aswell do it right.
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It's America...


Good point.
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