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#1
okay, my school principal had told us all a story about a turle and a diver. and i need you guys to tell me wat happened to the turtle. here's the story.

one day, a diver went snorkelling in the sea. he came across a turle in the ocean. the turle was swimming below him with the same pace. but after a while, the turle was gone.

so wat happened? any clues?? any replies would be appreciated.
p.s - please answer maturely.
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Quote by rafael90
okay, my school principal had told us all a story about a turle and a diver. and i need you guys to tell me wat happened to the turtle. here's the story.

one day, a diver went snorkelling in the sea. he came across a turle in the ocean. the turle was swimming below him with the same pace. but after a while, the turle was gone.

so wat happened? any clues?? any replies would be appreciated.
p.s - please answer maturely.


I'm almost speachless.

How are we supposed to know?
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#5
it couldnt have change direction. i dont think the answer is that simple. this is a very tricky question. got other ideas? and oh yeah, thanx for the correction. didnt notice it just now
#6
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I'm almost speachless.

How are we supposed to know?

and, almost as important, who the hell cares?
#7
Quote by rafael90
it couldnt have change direction. i dont think the answer is that simple. this is a very tricky question. got other ideas? and oh yeah, thanx for the correction. didnt notice it just now


I have an idea.

Let's take you outside, blindfold you, then let you wander in front of the firing squad.


The End.
#8
It went back in his shell and camoflaged itself between the rocks. That is why you couldn't see it.
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#10
He then saw the same thing again, Deja Vu. Henceforth there had been a change in The Matrix and the Agents had come for him and the sea had become a trap with no exit.
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#11
went back to its shell? probably. but there must be a better explanation to this damn question.
#12
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#13
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went back to its shell? probably. but there must be a better explanation to this damn question.

Why must there?
#14
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If I met the girl of my dreams and a year later we got married, I unzipped her pants and saw that she has an enormous scrotum.

What do I do?


dude, thats similar to my thread yesterday. anyway, wat do you think happened to the turtle??
#15
OOOOOOHHHHHH Turtle Jebus has arrived!!!!!111!!! eveyone repent!!!1!!!1!.

on a more serious note it could of swam above him so went backwards then right above him. or there was no turtle and theres no way to prove there was.
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#16
is it supposed to be some sort of analogy? if so is it that just like love, turtles are fleeting?
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#17
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Why must there?


because it has something to do with academics, success, hardwork, etc.. think hard.
#18
Maybe the turtle was guiding the diver, in the same respect as your teacher is guiding you.. and he just wanted to say that he won't be around to hold your hand forever.

.. so drop your pants, and bend over.
#19
diver was japenese....turtle soup for all.
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Maybe the turtle was guiding the diver, in the same respect as your teacher is guiding you.. and he just wanted to say that he won't be around to hold your hand forever.
.


thats the best answer so far.
#21
They were going in opposite directions
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#25
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You deleted the most important part.

that wasnt important, but it sure was funny
anyway, thanks for the answer.
#26
at first, i thought it was because they're swimming in different directions. Then I thought, that's perhaps the lamest riddle you could think up

So i thought about it a bit more

Then realised, this came from your principal; the guy is just trying to make you all think about something that doesn't have a definite answer, get everyone engaged into thinking about it

They're bastards, really.
#27
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If I met the girl of my dreams and a year later we got married, I unzipped her pants and saw that she has an enormous scrotum.

What do I do?


You must learn to appreciate and please the scrotum.
#28
Obviously if they're swimming in the same direction at the same speed but the turtle is deeper the turtle's going to move ahead 'cause of the curvature of the Earth innit.
#29
Quote by Teh Traineez0rz
If I met the girl of my dreams and a year later we got married, I unzipped her pants and saw that she has an enormous scrotum.

What do I do?



Does that not technically mean that the girl of your dreams has an enormous scrotum? .. and that's what you're looking for in a woman.
#30
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Obviously if they're swimming in the same direction at the same speed but the turtle is deeper the turtle's going to move ahead 'cause of the curvature of the Earth innit.


made even more true through the use of the word "innit"

#31
Quote by rafael90
went back to its shell? probably. but there must be a better explanation to this damn question.


Let me explain this to you,
Often the simplest explanation to something is the correct one.#
Occam's (Ockham's) razor.
"entities should not be multiplied beyond necessity."

I do believe i just answered the question, and skoold you
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#34
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Obviously if they're swimming in the same direction at the same speed but the turtle is deeper the turtle's going to move ahead 'cause of the curvature of the Earth innit.

Nice one.

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#35
It failed its MD5 Checksum, and was discarded.
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#36
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Does that not technically mean that the girl of your dreams has an enormous scrotum? .. and that's what you're looking for in a woman.


It's a figure of speech man.............argh.....go wait 2 weeks and then excrete your massive 21 orgasm load!!!!!twowun!!
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#37
It was swimming the other way
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#38
Quote by rafael90
okay, my school principal had told us all a story about a turle and a diver. and i need you guys to tell me wat happened to the turtle. here's the story.

one day, a diver went snorkelling in the sea. he came across a turle in the ocean. the turle was swimming below him with the same pace. but after a while, the turle was gone.

so wat happened? any clues?? any replies would be appreciated.
p.s - please answer maturely.

Curvature of the earth, different strenghts of current at various depths, swimming in another direction, hid in its shell, stopped - take your pick, any of them suit the question, which is obviously an exercise in lateral thinking.

Great example of an all important 'mature' thread.
Gratuitous immature reference to trannies, scrotum, sodomy or all of the above.
#39
hello guys, just to let u know, i had given your answers to my principal but sadly, NONE got it correct. thanks for helping tho..
#40
Wow, what a stupid question. How exactly does that count as a 'serious question for a mature audience'?
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