Homage to Shalhoub
Where's your Oscar homes
You should have every single role
In all of cinema and TV
Even Coronation Street
You should be felating men in porn but the man would be you
If every actor was you it would be cool
Shalhoub...I am your father
Then you would say you are me
And so is he and he and she and me
Because this world is Shalhoub's world
And there's Monk in everybody

Just a little ode of affection for my favourite actor, the awesome presence that is TONY SHALHOUB