#4
Steve Irwin?
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#5
Awesome. Huge predators kick ass (and this one is still alive to boot)!
#8
thats not that big.

i saw a crocodile in Myrtle Beach, SC thats like 20 feet long and weighs about a ton.
#9
Heh, you think thats big...

Might I encourage you to visit Houston, Texas?
#11
in ocala FL???? ive been there before and i think ive past by lake george
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#13
Jeebus, that thing is more than twice as big as me.... I could still take it though. And there are much bigger ones than that.
#14
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Heh, you think thats big...

Might I encourage you to visit Houston, Texas?



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#15
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Heh, you think thats big...

Might I encourage you to visit Houston, Texas?

Isn't everything bigger in Texas?
#17
CRIKEY!!! its gonna take more than just a thumb up its bum! its gonna take a WHOLE FISTIN!!!
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#18
Saw a saltwater croc eat the boat of a zoologist in Borneo. Natives laughed their D*CKS off !!
#22
Wow Ocala is pretty close to me and that's a big gator.
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#23
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#25
Alligators can go over 20 feet. That things 13.
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#26
Meh, my cock's still far larger.


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#27
Pfft, Mine's bigger.
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#28
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Pfft, Mine's bigger.




Yeah?
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#29
thats not big dude, thats pretty much a normal sized one
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