#3
The good news for Mozart and his mates is that male iguanas have two penises.

THAT'S. AWESOME.
Quote by guitar_god22

thats about south africa tho...which isnt poor at all.
Quote by RyanInChains9
yea venezula is just the richest country in the world...
#9
Double penetration FTW!
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#10
Quote by yawn
...why amputate it?


r u retarted? it wz obviouz dat it culd get infected lol, ur stupd man

Seriously, though, I think a lot of men over 65 would kill to be able to sustain an erection for two minutes, let alone a week.
Proud owner of an Engl Thunder 50 Reverb and an Ibanez S470

"The end is extremely fucking nigh..."
#11
Quote by Smokey Amp
r u retarted? it wz obviouz dat it culd get infected lol, ur stupd man

Seriously, though, I think a lot of men over 65 would kill to be able to sustain an erection for two minutes, let alone a week.
Erections = Infections?
#14
Quote by yawn
Erections = Infections?


You didn't read the article, did you?

Quote by BigBrownBeaver
He probably just has to shoot a monster load!?


Proud owner of an Engl Thunder 50 Reverb and an Ibanez S470

"The end is extremely fucking nigh..."
#15
Quote by Smokey Amp
You didn't read the article, did you?
Sadly, I did. I guess I just need more sleep or something
#17
Quote by Rox0r713
Seriously... Rather than chop the poor thing's shlong off, just give his crank a good wank and it'll go away.

I don't know about that iguana, but I would be mighty pissed in his position.


So would your wife!


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