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#1
As the title says, the PE teacher and volleyball coach at my school got fired today for hitting a kid. Apparently, some mexican freshman kept on talking back to him when the coach told him to keep running laps. So the coach ran up behind him and socked him in the head. The policeman at my school, officer Chuck happened to be near the gym to arrest the coach after another coach restrained him....

And he taught my badminton/ping pong/dodgeball class so.... who will teach it now?

I'm freaking out that we might get dispursed or something...

So, any of your teachers ever get fired for any reason?
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#2
My friend Joey got hit in the back of the head by our English teacher when he made a carless mistake on one of his papers

EDIT:she didn't get fired, I hated that bitch...
#4
they should bring back teachers with canes i reckon, i'd love to see some of the tw^ts in my school taught a decent lesson for once
#5
ny spanish teacher got suspended for a year cause he was asking for a blowjob to one of my friends, she refused and talked to the principal, after that our biology teacher asked for divorce to my spanish teacher
#6
We have an officer Steve at my school. Steve Smith. How much more of a boring name can you have?

Oh, and I second Dreadnought's post. Kids are idiots.
#7
Yeah, my English/RE teacher at my old school got sacked (after I left) for watching porn during a lesson. Well, he was "asked to leave" at any rate. We also had a caretaker at my current school who was sacked when the school found out he'd raped a 14 year old 10 years ago. Isn't that all fun?

#8
Okay, this is a kind-of relevant story that I feel the urge to tell.

If anyone watches the news, you might have seen the story about a group of girls that were on the varisty cheerleading squad in a north texas school. McKinney, Texas, to be exact. One of the girls was the daughter of the principal, so they got away with everything. They backtalked the cheerleading coach, and stuff like that. The cheerleading coach resigned, which actually caused the story to go the news because a small-time local newspaper announced that she had quit and alot of people made it a big deal.

The girls were called the "Fab Five" on the news, but I swear I've never heard anyone at the school talk about them before the story hit the fan. U.S. media, man...

The girls went to the condoms-to-go place in Dallas and took "naughty" pictures. I go to this school. Just thought I'd share that.
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#9
we had this crazy black gym teacher that got fired for molesting a kid. and then his replacment who was a butch woman rubbed a girls ass and got fired aswell... my school is ****ed up
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#10
One teacher was fired last year for coming in late and drunk. That was hilarious. And btw, Rawr, isn't steve smith a wideout for the Carolina Panthers?
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We've had two teachers fired for shagging students, and one suspended for throwing something at a kid when he annoyed her. She's back now, and she irritates me to no end.

I'm a big fan of physical punishment being reintroduced. It doesn't kill you, and I bet you wouldn't have half the problems we do now in classes. People are too worried about the whole thing.
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#12
i got my PE teacher fired when he said:

"gay people just have mental health issues" and "when i was young, men were men and women were women, non of this tranny shit"

what a prick
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One teacher was fired last year for coming in late and drunk. That was hilarious. And btw, Rawr, isn't steve smith a wideout for the Carolina Panthers?

Well, it sounds like a pretty common name. It's also the name of the guy on American Dad.
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This wasnt at my school but it was at a school really close to mine.

This 28 year old english teacher, who just got married in May (2006) was having sex with this kid on the football team who was 17 and had a free ride to Prinston. Somehow the english department found out so she resigned. There were no charges placed because there was no evidence that this happened. This happened just last week. I personally think its funny cause this school is like the "goody-two-shoes" of all the schools in the region and now this happens. Funny.......I think so.

This is what I head happened so if anyone does go to this school, correct me if I'm worng. North Allegheny is the school name and I go to SV
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#15
Pussies, kids and teachers should be allowed to be able to beat the shit out of each other, resolves all problems by showing the kid/teacher their place.
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We've had two teachers fired for shagging students, and one suspended for throwing something at a kid when he annoyed her. She's back now, and she irritates me to no end.

I'm a big fan of physical punishment being reintroduced. It doesn't kill you, and I bet you wouldn't have half the problems we do now in classes. People are too worried about the whole thing.



most people in my class are really, sensitive, i doubt they could resist the physical punishment
#18
In middle school my friend cut the vice principles face with a key and ran away from him. The vice principle took the keys and threw them against the back of his head and started punching him in the face lololol.

We never saw my friend and the vice principle in that school again.

In high school a butch female vollyball coach punched the principle in the face because he called her a dyke. They both got fired rofl.
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#19
The vice principal at my old school got fired, he had plans to shoot a few kids or something, it was mostly my friends who for some reason pissed him off, and police suspected I was also a target, they weren't sure though. He was drunk when they arrested him.
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my gym teacher was fired a month or 2 ago...errr she actually quit after being suspended for 2 weeks. it went something like this...

kid comes to class late w/o pass and teacher asks why. he says something arrogant and then says he was hanging out with a bunch of jews...they get in a big fight. then my teacher said well your late so 10 points off your grade. he said is that all you got? she said fine 20 points. he said thats nothing, bring it on. then she said i'm calling your parents. he goes i don't care then she says fine i'll send you and all your jew friends to the gas chambers...shes lesbian if that makes it funnier....she got suspended for 2 weeks and then was fired.
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Yes, a 53 year old from our school was fired for abusing a position of trust, many times, and all sorts of charges. Look up Ian Blott from Headlands school if you want to know more .

Also, someone from another local school got fired for the same thing but to a lesser extent, he used to work at our school before moving there.
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#22
None of my teachers have gotten fired (nor have any of them done anything worthy of being "fireable").
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a school near me's computer teacher got fired for pulling out a knife and threating to cut the kids fingers off every time they looked down at the keyboard lol. Thats just ****in hilarious and it's a strategy that works.
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#27
Our PE teacher was the one who beat up that girl and left her to die a year ago...it was on national news for a while if you remember...
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Okay, this is a kind-of relevant story that I feel the urge to tell.

If anyone watches the news, you might have seen the story about a group of girls that were on the varisty cheerleading squad in a north texas school. McKinney, Texas, to be exact. One of the girls was the daughter of the principal, so they got away with everything. They backtalked the cheerleading coach, and stuff like that. The cheerleading coach resigned, which actually caused the story to go the news because a small-time local newspaper announced that she had quit and alot of people made it a big deal.

The girls were called the "Fab Five" on the news, but I swear I've never heard anyone at the school talk about them before the story hit the fan. U.S. media, man...

The girls went to the condoms-to-go place in Dallas and took "naughty" pictures. I go to this school. Just thought I'd share that.

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When I was in 2nd grade, my teacher walked out of the room for a second, so my friend jumps up on the desk, starts dancing and says "PARTY!!" and when the teacher comes back in she throws him off the desk. They sued her for some ammount of money...
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#30
He, my baseball coach throws some high speed tennis ball at us just for fun. We don't mind it because it's really funny when they get hit, he's a really cool guy, and you have to be a pussy if that hurts you.
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#31
In middle school, there was a teacher named Mr Keith. I only remember that he got angry easily, had a horrible combover, and we constantly called him Mr Queef behind his back. One day, when he was in a bad mood, a kid refused to try and do his CAD work. The teacher got pissed and threw a chair at him. Not just toss, but full on THROW. He HURLED the thing. Then, a girl started crying, and he HURLED a book at her.

Needless to say, he was fired.
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#32
My Spanish teacher hits people all the time. We all love her though, so no one reports her.
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#33
Dang I didn't realize how many messed up teachers there are in this world... although I couldn't handle 20 or more spastic 2nd graders either...
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#34
Well when I had my grade 9 English teacher, he was cool - he played in a band (even though he was like 60 or so aha, and I've never heard anything he did, but apparently he was pretty good.)

But he was fired because he was insane. Like literally, he was insane, as in regiustered under the mental condition and could not properly teach ahahah...funny stuff
#35
My math teacher in 6th grade raped a freshman girl.
He ALWAYS smiled creepily, and then he left, and we found out why a few months later.
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Nice, good on the coach.

Kids are idiots.

I agree that it would normally be the right thing to do. However, when you have a job like that and you're well aware of the responsibilities and punishment for such actions then you're just as stupid as the kid.
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#38
In fifth grade our math teacher went psycho and called everyone in our class "retarded, ungrateful bastards who would all wind up in hell".

It was pretty funny, the principle (a threatening dude, really strong) comes into our class and is like "Mr. Brill, can I see you for a minute?"
The teacher goes "Can it wait? I'm sort of in the middle of something"
And the principle goes "No, this is very important. Step out into the hall right now"

So like five minutes later the teacher comes back into the room with his face all red and he's freakishly calm, and he goes "Well, looks like I won't be seeing your sorry faces ever again. Thanks alot, assholes."

And then on his way out of the school he chucked a chair through the window of the principles office.

Seriously, who does that to fifth graders? I remember thinking it was hilarious, though.


Oh, and in third grade our science teacher stuck a kid in a trash can. Like he picked him up against his will and everything. Didn't get fired though, I don't think anybody told the principle.

Thank God I don't go to that school anymore.
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ny spanish teacher got suspended for a year cause he was asking for a blowjob to one of my friends, she refused and talked to the principal, after that our biology teacher asked for divorce to my spanish teacher

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