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#1
hide anything your not supposed to have. ie, cigarettes, cigars, weed, lighters, any other fine smokeables, condoms, spare cash that you dont want anyone to steal (eg parents), porn material, anything which you think would be incriminating.

and no, im not going to find your house and steal it all. honest.
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#7
The best way to hide them is to carve small compartments in the bottom of your feet, place them there, and sow a thin layer of flesh over them so no one would be able to see them if you were barefoot.
#9
Quote by yawn
The best way to hide them is to carve small compartments in the bottom of your feet, place them there, and sow a thin layer of flesh over them so no one would be able to see them if you were barefoot.


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#10
Quote by yawn
Rectal cavity.

*whispers*

quick Smegol, we must find a new place for the precioussssss.
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#11
either in a fancy watch box i got, little 3.5 inch floppy case, or in the case for my portable DVD player
#12
I don't actually have anything to hide... so I don't.
The closest thing to 'hiding' something is me putting my condoms under my bedside table... but thats not exactly discreet.
#13
Seriously, in your boxers by your scrote, the police don't usually search there.


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#14
IN A SOCK! thats stowed in my drawer at the very back corner.
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#15
Quote by walkinbazooka
*whispers*

quick Smegol, we must find a new place for the precioussssss.


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#18
I used to put condoms in the expansion bay at the back of my PS2.
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#19
Quote by sam b
why should you NOT have condoms....


i see your point, however when your like 14,15,16, whenever, certainly my parents would ****ing flip. not saying that all parents would, but i know mine would. but yes i see your point.
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#20
My treasures will never be discovered thanks to the old trick my friend enlightened me to... cut a piece of ply-wood to the exact measurements of the bottom of a drawer, put skateboard wheels or something of similar size on the bottom to hold up the plywood, stash your stuff, and then put the plywood on top to cover it up.
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#21
A lil green metal box thats in my closet, it's my stay at home box. My carry along is an orange coin purse thats made from some kinda of cool 60's style shag. It fits 2 oneE's a lighter and of course, a dime.
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#22
Quote by joblow
A lil green metal box thats in my closet, it's my stay at home box. My carry along is an orange coin purse thats made from some kinda of cool 60's style shag. It fits 2 oneE's a lighter and of course, a dime.

Why would you need two guitar strings, a lighter, and ten cents?
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#24
Quote by PumpkinPieces
My friend said he put his weed in the back of his PS2, since he doesn't use it often anyways. The place where the network adapter goes.






Seriously, it's the place to be.
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#25
Pipes & Lighters - Behind my Cd rack built into my comp desk
Porn - back my Amp
Misc Weed Smoking Things - Pencil Case in drawer
Other pipe - behind stero speaker
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#26
under the couch.
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#27
Quote by JamieB
I used to put condoms in the expansion bay at the back of my PS2.

=O thats genious my parents would nvr look thier... *hides condoms in expansion bay*
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#28
I have a couple posters tacked to the ceiling, so I put things in there, 'cause I'm l33t.
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#29
Quote by walkinbazooka
Why would you need two guitar strings, a lighter, and ten cents?


You must be kidding. If you aren't, then thats really funny.
#30
I have never hide anything, it's not like I don't care aout my parents seeing it I just never think of hiding anything. Once I had some roll up paper with a ten of weed inside the packet (which I was looking after for a friend I don't usually take it home). Anyway I just left it on my desk and forgot about it until a few days later when I heard my brother saying to my mum 'look what I found' when I thought 'oh dear'. However luckily he was showing her the roll up paper and they never saw the weed. After that I took it everywhere with me because I would be paranoid about it. Another time my mum has found free passes to a strip club in my wallet which i have in my pocket 99% of the time. Unless you can find a really good hiding place you just have to accept that these things will be found.
#31
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You must be kidding. If you aren't, then thats really funny.

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Hit this once or twice, and you'll be twice as nice.
#32
drawer, i mean, i dont go in there myself, so, you just KNOW my parents wont


and no, i dont keep my clothes in there, i just leave them in a clean pile, and a dirty pile

and maybe a dirty-clean pile
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#33
Quote by Conky420
drawer, i mean, i dont go in there myself, so, you just KNOW my parents wont


and no, i dont keep my clothes in there, i just leave them in a clean pile, and a dirty pile

and maybe a dirty-clean pile

my moms a neat freak she cleans like the whole house daily so i cant hide it in drawers or anything like that
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#34
i keep my weed in an old Lucky Bearings Tin. i just leave my pipe out, because my parents know i smoke, they're fine with it as long as it doesnt affect my grades of relationships
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#35
back when i had to worry about that kind of stuff i went to sams club and spent $100 on a small safe. I still have it but now i just use it for spare cash/documents/antique books.
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#36
For hiding weed and other drugs:

Get a can of spray-on deodorant, like axe.
Use up the stuff.
Take off the top.
Put your shit in.
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#37
Guitar case/bag and the top of my bed.
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#38
Quote by beastiebeatles
My treasures will never be discovered thanks to the old trick my friend enlightened me to... cut a piece of ply-wood to the exact measurements of the bottom of a drawer, put skateboard wheels or something of similar size on the bottom to hold up the plywood, stash your stuff, and then put the plywood on top to cover it up.

nice, never would have thought of that.

i hide my smokes in the back of my stereo, where the batteries would go.
my matches/lighter in a box on my bookshelf.
my porn, in a drawer beside my TV.
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#40
Quote by JamieB
I used to put condoms in the expansion bay at the back of my PS2.


That's where my friend stashed his weed.

Whenever I buy weed I usually smoke it in the same night. But I usually just chip in on my friends' sessions because my parents are like hounds. They'll know for sure and find it if I ever stash anything.
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