#1
If you were a spoon, and your best friend was a fork, do you think you would be neglected cause forks are used more than spoons?
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#4
I use a knife more than a fork though...
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#6
My family uses spoons more.....
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#8
Spoons are used more lovingly I think, to gently spoon soup. Not stab a dead animal.
#13
Well if you do it gently then the dead animal wouldn't mind
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#15
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lol, that was clever


Thank you, I thought it would've been stupid.....
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#17
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Nah, I'd just rape him and make sporks.


Thats kind of what I was thinking. Sporks FTW!
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#19
So if i get a spatula and a knife i get a spife
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#24
Would anyone kill the fork? Cause your being neglected?
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#27
Because everyone is neglecting the spoon race, people are turning to forks and knives to eat icecream at this very second.
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#28
Do you think rugs are jealous of carpets, since carpets are so much bigger than rugs, altough rugs look cooler.
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#29
I would challenge the fork to a soup eating contest, and people everywhere would see the true king of the silverware cupboard.
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#30
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Do you think rugs are jealous of carpets, since carpets are so much bigger than rugs, altough rugs look cooler.


Inanimate objects feel no human emotions, so the answer, I remorsefully must inform you, is no, there is no jealousy involved between carpets and rugs.
#34
Your carpet is a goth, bad choice in carpet.
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#36
Your carpet has changed to emo?
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#38
Do you think that companies such as microsoft should have a better name, like stein stien
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#39
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Do you think that companies such as microsoft should have a better name, like stein stien

I always thought Microsoft was named for Bill Gates' wang.
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