Yeah I'll admit, i sharted...it was pretty amazing, i was just taking my last pee for the night and i was squeezing the absolute last drop of pee out and i felt my sphincter open and some poo came out i was like wtf? and then i realized what had happened so i thought i would post it on here for all of you to get a laugh out of and share your Shart stories....dont be scurred it happens to the best of us.
Well, I farted once...
Dude, I ****ing hate you.
why? no one else has ever sharted?
Done it once. I've never felt such an urge to take off my pants. As it turned out, there was much less fecal matter than I thought I would find. Kind of like how after you throw up on the ground, you go back to look and expect there to be like a huge puddle but there's just a little bit. Pretty much that same thing, just in your pants.
That wasn't a shart.
i sharted when i was 8 i was playin the ps2 and i like wanted to fart but shit came out so i was like "ok neil you can play now" and he was like "thats weird he never lets me play the ps2"