Beef, Chicken, Water, Salt, Soy Protein, Spice, Dextrose, Glucono Delta Lactone, Milk Ingredients, Sugar, Wheat Flower, Smoke Flavour, Sodium, Erythobate, Dehydrated Red Peppers, Autolyzed Yeast, Sodium Nitrate, Garlic Powder.

I have no clue what some of those things are in there either, like Glucono Delta Lactone. What the hell is that? But can you guess what this product is?

Happy guessing!
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Glucono delta-lactone (GDL) is a naturally-occurring food additive used as a sequestrant, an acidifier, or a curing, pickling, or leavening agent. It is a cyclic ester of D-gluconic acid with chemical formula C6H10O6 and CAS number 90-80-2. Pure GDL is a white odorless crystalline powder.

Glucono-delta-lactone, upon addition to water readily forms an equilibrium mixture of the lactone GDL and gluconic acid.

GDL is commonly found in honey, fruit juices, and wine. Being acidic, it adds a tangy taste to foods, though it has roughly a third of the sourness of citric acid. It is metabolized to glucose; one gram of GDL is equivalent to one gram of sugar.

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vienna sausage?

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its gotta be a slim jim
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It doesn't have corn syrup, so I'd be surprised if it was fast food.
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