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Ok the other day i went to the "Students" toilets, there is a teachers one, and here the gym teacher was tanding there, so i felt a bit awkward, so i used the left urinla, and there are 5 in a row, so he dicides to go rite next door to me and i could feel him looking, then it happened to someone else at a leisure centre...the teacher just stands there until some one else comes in, its obviously not a coincidence as he is waiting, what should i do.
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Quote by Krieg Commando
Ok the other day i went to the "Students" toilets, there is a teachers one, and here the gym teacher was tanding there, so i felt a bit awkward, so i used the left urinla, and there are 5 in a row, so he dicides to go rite next door to me and i could feel him looking, then it happened to someone else at a leisure centre...the teacher just stands there until some one else comes in, its obviously not a coincidence as he is waiting, what should i do.

Fuck him and get an A...

It sounds like a porno or something. AKA HOT.

Anyway, you should find a few other people that have had the same experience, and go report him or something.
#3
use the stall
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#5
Quote by Vedder
use the stall



HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH. that was funny. its obvious right? use the stall!! anyways yeah report them. then when they get fired or arrested or whatever you can laugh at him and stuff....
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#7
Yeah, you need to report it before he starts doing more than just looking. Seriously.
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#8
When you think hes looking, turn around and piss all over him. That'll teach the gayboy to look at your wang when your trying to take a slash!
#9
I have a professor who's an alcoholic. I have an exam with him on wednesday. Another one is a mild schizophrenic. Another one in the first year was an 80 year old almost completely senile geiser. One of my teachers from highschool snapped at some point and attacked the principal with a chair and was "escorted" out, handcuffs and everything. This guy's teacher is a pedophile pervert. And there are countless more examples.

Here's my question: why don't these fucking idiots who pretend to run our countries do something about it and allow every twisted, insane and perverted nutjob to teach to children and students?
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#11
I have a professor who's an alcoholic. I have an exam with him on wednesday. Another one is a mild schizophrenic. Another one in the first year was an 80 year old almost completely senile geiser. One of my teachers from highschool snapped at some point and attacked the principal with a chair and was "escorted" out, handcuffs and everything. This guy's teacher is a pedophile pervert. And there are countless more examples.

Here's my question: why don't these fucking idiots who pretend to run our countries do something about it and allow every twisted, insane and perverted nutjob to teach to children and students?

First hand expirence?

But I agree with what you're saying. OVER THROW THE GOVERMENT!
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#13
There's so many screwed up teachers because when the administrator or whatever is conducting interviews they think hearing "I love children" is a GOOD thing...
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#15
My teachers aren't that bad. The closest I really have to perverts is my geography teacher who gets turned on by pebbles and keeps on telling us how amazingly sexy geograpy is (hey kids, look at those pebbles vibrating together, their being naughty, their getting horny... I've decided to call it meteophilia) and my PE teachers.
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#17
Pfff, I dont think Ive ever used a urinal when someone else is there, stalls all the way.
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#18
Tell him to stop looking at your **** and balls. If he does it again report him.
#21
Quote by Rory's_strat
Why is it always PE teachers?


Why else would they want the job?
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#22
Quote by _Mayday_
Is your name Rita?





no, is this some reference to a book or a movie?
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#24
Quote by Mad Marius


no, is this some reference to a book or a movie?


Yeah, a film called 'Educating Rita'. Michael Caine stars as an alcoholic professor, who tutors a girl called 'Rita' - who is played be Julie Walters.
#25
Next time go all the way and show him your rusty sheriff's badge
#26
I see. Well, Dr. Frank Bryant sounds like a less fucked up version of the professor I was talking about.
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#28
He's like 45ish i guess he can be very agressive, people have reported him but have never been able to back it up...i will report it i think its distgusting and if i am making a big deal of nothing rather safe than sorry
#29
Quote by Gbell3587
When you think hes looking, turn around and piss all over him. That'll teach the gayboy to look at your wang when your trying to take a slash!



lmao well said

we have a dodgy geography teacher who used to be a PE teacher and he kept saying to me i had a lovely mum and kept askin her out for a pint and a PE teacher threatened to break my legs once cause i KO'd him in football and swooped his legs and oyeah always use the cubicles
#30
Quote by Gbell3587
When you think hes looking, turn around and piss all over him. That'll teach the gayboy to look at your wang when your trying to take a slash!


Then you realise he's gone, he wasn't looking and that it's your Dad.
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#31
Wtf is it with all these PE/gym teachers?!
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#32
just stick your dick in his mouth that's obviously what he's waiting for


it'll probably feel really good for both of you
#33
our teacher had sex with a senior last year. and he is married. he quit before they fired him because he would never be able to get a job somewhere else if he was fired for it. my friend said that theres another teacher who picks a senior every year and she has sex with them, but she doesnt do it at school, and she only does it if they are 18 so she cant get into any trouble.
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#34
Quote by fronkpies
Pfff, I dont think Ive ever used a urinal when someone else is there, stalls all the way.

Afraid someone will see Captain. Little?

Why is it always P.E teachers that are so ****ed up?
#35
The guy picked a career in which he gets paid to watch kids get out of their clothes, why are you in the least bit surprised?
#36
Quote by Archaon
Afraid someone will see Captain. Little?

There is infact a condition called 'shy bladder' check wiki or something, I think it actually has nothing to do with the size of the old git.

Cheers.
#37
You know, I saw a porno that started out like this. It was really hot.

Long story short, the guy got an A.
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#38
A little game called bagtag. It's not as fun as it sounds.
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#39
Quote by Hollywood Hair
First hand expirence?

But I agree with what you're saying. OVER THROW THE GOVERMENT!



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