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#1
Here's whats happened to me so far today:

6:50- Alarm goes off, I get up.
6:53- Pour some Honeycomb, we're out of milk.
7:00- Get in shower, slip and smoke my shoulder on the wall. Ow.
7:10- Cut myself shaving.
7:20- Pick up Mp3 Player and notice a large scratch on the screen.
7:45- Get in my car to go to school.
7:55- Arrive at school an realize it's cancelled. Bittersweet.
7:57- After a few parking lot donuts, I start driving home.
8:02- En route to my house, a large Army vehicle passes me, blinding me with snow.
8:02:10- I lose control of my vehicle and drive into the ditch at approzimately 45mph.
8:03- Get out of my car and realize that I am am like 7 inches away from a huge tree....close call.
8:05- Flag down a motorist and hitch a ride to my house 1 mile up the road.
8:07- Get to my house, lady leaves, and I realize I left my keys in my car.
8:12- Finally find a window thats open.

I make some various calls, and wind up with a plan: my friend and his dad are coming to come pull me out of the ditch. Sweet.

10:20- Pull up next to my car in my friend's truck, and realize that I left my hazard lights on. Dead battery.
10:30- We find a friendly-enough tow guy and he follows us to my car
10:40- Towing process
10:50- Payment process....$92.....jesus.h.****ing.christ
11:02- Enter house, smell odor of cat urine. Freak out.
11:04- Locate source of odor: My Telecaster gig bag.
11:04:02- Almost kill my cat. With a dull knife. Not joking. I was very tempted.


Well, that's it....hope everyone else is having a much better day than me. And I can honestly say that I have never said this before: I would've rather been in school.

*sigh*
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That quote made my life...
#3


Sounds fun.


EDIT: haha at Friday the 26th.
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#5
Sounds like you had a nice day. Well, it was more eventful than most Ugers days put together i reckon.
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#6
sux about your day, but i would piss on your telecaster too
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#7
lol
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#8
well i was rudely awakened by the phone.
on the other side of the line was my mother accusing me of drug use.
so i ran around franticaly rehiding shit.
had to destroy my vaporizer


balls
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#10
Quote by FrettttBurner
Damn dude, tht suks some larget testicles,like the ones _Mayday_'s mom has

That was low. Did he do something to you?
#11
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Damn dude, tht suks some larget testicles,like the ones _Mayday_'s mom has

tch... Jan 07'ers
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#12
That sucks, sorry for your day. lol @ friday 26 joke.
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#13
wow that sucks, i had a bad morning though it had nothing to do with a cat pissing on my guitar, cuz i would skin it alive...but i think i failed my chemistry midterm, haha
#15
Ahh, cemistry:

1mole=22.4L STP=molar mass=6.02x10^23molecules

Good stuff.
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I dropped out of school ages 13!



That quote made my life...
#17
Quote by madmk
Think yourself lucky you didn't die. Ungrateful bastard.


That wouldn't make a good thread.

"Dear UG, my day sucked. It went like this:

7:54 precisely: I died.

Thanks for all your loving comments in this thead"
#18
Quote by mcole07
Ahh, cemistry:

1mole=22.4L STP=molar mass=6.02x10^23molecules

Good stuff.

ahh.
yeah.
my teacher tried teaching us that.
he cant teach.
i learned it.
20 minutes before my midterm tuesday.
i hate that class.
you can keep your moles.
#20
yeah, but mine was more like...u know what i'm not gonna get into it too much, but there were a million delta's and a million H's and S's of product and rxn, and blah blah blah, cal poly chemistry sucks...but still if i woulda come home and seen piss all over my les paul, i think i woulda gone psycho, haha
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Quote by mcole07
Ahh, cemistry:

1mole=22.4L STP=molar mass=6.02x10^23molecules

Good stuff.

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#24
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Think yourself lucky you didn't die. Ungrateful bastard.


I'm certainly very grateful I didn't die. But should a near-death experience and other un-fun events make me happy. No. Should I be grateful that I have a face to shave. Should I fall to my knees and give thanks for that wonderful tow guy? No. And I'm not a bastard, my parents were married. Douchebag.
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That quote made my life...
#25
i had a fantastic day, skipped school, picked out a house that we moving into in septempber, went pub and had several jim beams, got 8 hours of band prac tomorow. No urine falling on me my friend.
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#26
Quote by FrettttBurner
Damn dude, tht suks some larget testicles,like the ones _Mayday_'s mom has


You clearly didn't go to school. I can tell this from a few things..

1) A woman doesn't have testicles, see this picture for future reference.

2) Lack of punctuation, and grammar.

3) Referring back to point one, I feel you should contact a doctor/psychologist if you think mothers have testicles.
#27
Quote by dr. tchocky
How lazy must you be not walk one single mile?


How terrible you are at speaking English, Tchocky-san.

It wasn't that I didn't want to walk. I'm actually a runner. It was just really, really cold. And I wasn't wearing gloves or a hat. Ill-prepared? Yes. Lazy? Sometimes, but not today.
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I dropped out of school ages 13!



That quote made my life...
#28
Quote by mcole07
Ahh, cemistry:

1mole=22.4L STP=molar mass=6.02x10^23molecules

Good stuff.


I had a chemistry final today and I don't think it went to well >_<
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#29
Quote by sashki
It's Friday 26th - that's twice as bad as Friday the 13th. OMG CONSPIRACY


LOL! HAHA
#30
The Whole Friday, the 26th thing is hilarious...I may turn this into a song

But make it about a guy whose having the worst day of his life..... with a really happy, all-major-chords thing goin' on.
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I dropped out of school ages 13!



That quote made my life...
#32
Quote by RawrDemon
You got your ass kicked by life.


+1.

Also, do you CONSTANTLY look at your watch? ****ing hell!
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#33
Atleast you don't have AIDS. I have AIDS.
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#34
Well today, I..

woke up at 11:30. I was kinda tired still, so I slept until 12:10. then, after a nice hot shower, I go upstairs and my mother had just finished making some KD! how wonderful. it's now 12:57.


PS sorry to hear about your day.
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#36
Quote by skaguitarist182
well, at least it can pretty much only go uphill from here


You had to say it, didn't you.

See you at his funeral.
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#37
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+1.

Also, do you CONSTANTLY look at your watch? ****ing hell!



Rough estimates.
Quote by kurosawa
I dropped out of school ages 13!



That quote made my life...
#38
hmm pretty bad. Mine isn't great, woke up extremely hungover, too hungover to masterbate. Know what would make your day even worse? if u drove an extra 7 inches into that tree, think of it that way.
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#40
Ahahahahahaha, damn I thought I was the only one that said "Jesus H. ****ing Christ"

Why do we put the H. in there?
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