#1
I just had this great idea for the best day ever, basically getting blazed and having a big bb-gun fight!
#2
Watergun or paintball tournament at my school would be awesome, especially if we could hit teachers.
Get off my lawn.
#6
Here's my idea for the best day:
6:50- Alarm goes off, I get up.
6:53- Pour some Honeycomb, we're out of milk.
7:00- Get in shower, slip and smoke my shoulder on the wall. Ow.
7:10- Cut myself shaving.
7:20- Pick up Mp3 Player and notice a large scratch on the screen.
7:45- Get in my car to go to school.
7:55- Arrive at school an realize it's cancelled. Bittersweet.
7:57- After a few parking lot donuts, I start driving home.
8:02- En route to my house, a large Army vehicle passes me, blinding me with snow.
8:02:10- I lose control of my vehicle and drive into the ditch at approzimately 45mph.
8:03- Get out of my car and realize that I am am like 7 inches away from a huge tree....close call.
8:05- Flag down a motorist and hitch a ride to my house 1 mile up the road.
8:07- Get to my house, lady leaves, and I realize I left my keys in my car.
8:12- Finally find a window thats open.

I make some various calls, and wind up with a plan: my friend and his dad are coming to come pull me out of the ditch. Sweet.

10:20- Pull up next to my car in my friend's truck, and realize that I left my hazard lights on. Dead battery.
10:30- We find a friendly-enough tow guy and he follows us to my car
10:40- Towing process
10:50- Payment process....$92.....jesus.h.****ing.christ
11:02- Enter house, smell odor of cat urine. Freak out.
11:04- Locate source of odor: My Telecaster gig bag.
11:04:02- Almost kill my cat. With a dull knife. Not joking. I was very tempted.
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#8
Quote by Hpda5121
Here's my idea for the best day:
6:50- Alarm goes off, I get up.
6:53- Pour some Honeycomb, we're out of milk.
7:00- Get in shower, slip and smoke my shoulder on the wall. Ow.
7:10- Cut myself shaving.
7:20- Pick up Mp3 Player and notice a large scratch on the screen.
7:45- Get in my car to go to school.
7:55- Arrive at school an realize it's cancelled. Bittersweet.
7:57- After a few parking lot donuts, I start driving home.
8:02- En route to my house, a large Army vehicle passes me, blinding me with snow.
8:02:10- I lose control of my vehicle and drive into the ditch at approzimately 45mph.
8:03- Get out of my car and realize that I am am like 7 inches away from a huge tree....close call.
8:05- Flag down a motorist and hitch a ride to my house 1 mile up the road.
8:07- Get to my house, lady leaves, and I realize I left my keys in my car.
8:12- Finally find a window thats open.

I make some various calls, and wind up with a plan: my friend and his dad are coming to come pull me out of the ditch. Sweet.

10:20- Pull up next to my car in my friend's truck, and realize that I left my hazard lights on. Dead battery.
10:30- We find a friendly-enough tow guy and he follows us to my car
10:40- Towing process
10:50- Payment process....$92.....jesus.h.****ing.christ
11:02- Enter house, smell odor of cat urine. Freak out.
11:04- Locate source of odor: My Telecaster gig bag.
11:04:02- Almost kill my cat. With a dull knife. Not joking. I was very tempted.


are you okay man?


My mind is going. I can feel it.
#10
Quote by Hpda5121
Here's my idea for the best day:
6:50- Alarm goes off, I get up.
6:53- Pour some Honeycomb, we're out of milk.
7:00- Get in shower, slip and smoke my shoulder on the wall. Ow.
7:10- Cut myself shaving.
7:20- Pick up Mp3 Player and notice a large scratch on the screen.
7:45- Get in my car to go to school.
7:55- Arrive at school an realize it's cancelled. Bittersweet.
7:57- After a few parking lot donuts, I start driving home.
8:02- En route to my house, a large Army vehicle passes me, blinding me with snow.
8:02:10- I lose control of my vehicle and drive into the ditch at approzimately 45mph.
8:03- Get out of my car and realize that I am am like 7 inches away from a huge tree....close call.
8:05- Flag down a motorist and hitch a ride to my house 1 mile up the road.
8:07- Get to my house, lady leaves, and I realize I left my keys in my car.
8:12- Finally find a window thats open.

I make some various calls, and wind up with a plan: my friend and his dad are coming to come pull me out of the ditch. Sweet.

10:20- Pull up next to my car in my friend's truck, and realize that I left my hazard lights on. Dead battery.
10:30- We find a friendly-enough tow guy and he follows us to my car
10:40- Towing process
10:50- Payment process....$92.....jesus.h.****ing.christ
11:02- Enter house, smell odor of cat urine. Freak out.
11:04- Locate source of odor: My Telecaster gig bag.
11:04:02- Almost kill my cat. With a dull knife. Not joking. I was very tempted.



I'd just hang out with my best friend all day
#11
Ive done my best a few times. It consists of getting blazed, going to San Francisco, eating and hooters, then on the way home stop at in & out burger.


Its epic.
#12
Jam. Have a big wooden sword fight in my school with like 500 people.
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#13
Quote by $Guitarist$
Jam. Have a big wooden sword fight in my school with like 500 people.


**** that, have a real sword fight in my school, me being the only one with a sword.
#14
Watch the sunset with a beautiful woman. Maybe listen to some Pink Floyd with her. Play the guitar for a while. Talk until we're tired.

I'm a romantic.

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#15
Quote by ian1977
**** that, have a real sword fight in my school, me being the only one with a sword.


Haha. Another one would be just being with the one I care about...the one I dont have yet *Plans evil plot*
Green Tinted Sixties Mind
#17
Performing live on satge as the 3rd guitarist for Killswitch Engage in front of thousands of nutters

I have nothing to say
#18
Mine would be hangin out with my friends all day, getting stoned and wasted, playing guitar and having sex.
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#19
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Pretend to be a female on the internet. Cyber and watch hot guys' penises on webcam.

All too common these days.
#20
Chill.
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The only advantage of home-schooling is that it gives you good reason to commit suicide.


Hit this once or twice, and you'll be twice as nice.
#22
Go to a massive theme park like Six Flags in America and hang around with one of favourite bands all day. That'd be cool...
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