#1
These two guys Zach Hanes and Zach Janes one day decided that they were going to fight each other. They aren't friends but they aren't enemies and they never had a verbal argument to provoke a fight. They each simply wanted someone to fight.

Here is the video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAgGVtFXtow

I don't understand it.

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#3
oh not the midget fight again!
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oh not the midget fight again!

Again?

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#6
i like the part at the beginning when the guy in white scratchs his balls.

now thats classy.
#7
at their friends laughing at them
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#9
The guy in the white got murdered.
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#10
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Kid in the black is a pussy. Dirty fighting is for bitches.


Not really dirty fighting, more like smart fighting. He kept the other guy down and didn't get hit.
#13
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Not really dirty fighting, more like smart fighting. He kept the other guy down and didn't get hit.


uh yeah he did
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Not really dirty fighting, more like smart fighting. He kept the other guy down and didn't get hit.



No, he was fighting like a pussy. You fight like that when you want to hurt someone and end the fight. If you are fighting for sport you fight like a man, with your fists up and ready to take a punch, not holding the other guy to the ground and hitting him.
#16
haha, reminds me of the fight I had with my friend. It was like a fight club style fight, we were both takin punches and given em out. Then my nose started to bleed and I didn't want to bleed on the chicks floor so we stopped.
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#18
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No, he was fighting like a pussy. You fight like that when you want to hurt someone and end the fight. If you are fighting for sport you fight like a man, with your fists up and ready to take a punch, not holding the other guy to the ground and hitting him.
What if you're in a real fight? If you're in a real fight with a dude who wants to hurt you... and you gonna just stand there and take a punch or are you going to try and disable him without getting injured?

If you take the former, you're a fucking idiot.


However yeah if it's just a play fight between two mates not actually trying to hurt each other, then sure.
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What if you're in a real fight? If you're in a real fight with a dude who wants to hurt you... and you gonna just stand there and take a punch or are you going to try and disable him without getting injured?

If you take the former, you're a fucking idiot.


However yeah if it's just a play fight between two mates not actually trying to hurt each other, then sure.



Like I said, if you're in a fight to hurt someone, fight like the latter, if you want to fight, fight like the former. And in the first post it clearly states, these two weren't fighting to win, they were fighting to fight.
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#21
they suck at fighting.
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#22
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Not really dirty fighting, more like smart fighting. He kept the other guy down and didn't get hit.



Taking the kid down wasn't what I was refferring to. The rabbit punches to the back of the head is the most bitchlike move aside from kicking in the sack. That's what you do if you're a pussy and can't fight. He didn't need to do that since he was relatively in control with the other kid on the ground. If that were a rteal professionally judged fight, the kid in white would have actually won. He ended up doing more damage and didn't use lame dirty tactics.
#23
Fight Club owns.
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#25
That wasn't a fight, it was two guys rolling around cuddling each other. There was no real hostility between them, so it wasn't a serious fight. They were just both fighting for control and then giving each other a few small punches every now and again.

What a pointless video.
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