#1
Has tied thier penis to a ceiling fan, and turned it up on FULL BLAST OMFG!!!!!1111 AND THEN RAN AROUND THEIR HOUSE TRYING TO FIND THE REPLACEMENT PARTS!??!!?!?!? ....just wondering, happened to the kid down the street from me. ANY WAY! point of thread, tell stories about wierd and disturbing things that have happened to you or some one you know
#3
One time, I farted, and it really stank.
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One time, I farted, and it really stank.


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#9
My penis happened to be too long, so i had to, not tie it to a ceiling fan, but slowly insert it into the path of the blades to shorten it,because i kept poking holes straight through my women!
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My penis happened to be too long, so i had to, not tie it to a ceiling fan, but slowly insert it into the path of the blades to shorten it,because i kept poking holes straight through my women!


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#11
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My penis happened to be too long, so i had to, not tie it to a ceiling fan, but slowly insert it into the path of the blades to shorten it,because i kept poking holes straight through my women!


.... So..did it like.....hurt?
#14
i did that once.


destroyed the fan.
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#16
One time, I was eating a burrito, then Metallica came in and Lars Ulrich screamed "FUCK YOU NAPSTER!!!! FDSGHIDSGNSDF #%U)($#@^T$G RET$#^%$#"

James Hetfield told a hearfelt story about his alcoholism.

Kirk Hammett shredded on my guitar, and gave me $5,000 for a new one.

And while all this was happening, screaming and all, Lars kills Jason Newsted and screws the corpse.

Pretty weird day.

Not nearly as weird as when Walt Disney came back from the dead and burned an Amish man right before my eyes.
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#17
some kid in my school lost one of his balls falling on a sharp edge in a bathroom or some shit
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One time, I was eating a burrito, then Metallica came in and Lars Ulrich screamed "FUCK YOU NAPSTER!!!! FDSGHIDSGNSDF #%U)($#@^T$G RET$#^%$#"

James Hetfield told a hearfelt story about his alcoholism.

Kirk Hammett shredded on my guitar, and gave me $5,000 for a new one.

And while all this was happening, screaming and all, Lars kills Jason Newsted and screws the corpse.

Pretty weird day.

Not nearly as weird as when Walt Disney came back from the dead and burned an Amish man right before my eyes.



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#19
in walsh(catholic highschool), after one of the sports, they were taking showers and shit after a game, and one kid whipped the other with a towel and split his sack open, and a nut was hanging out or sumthin. it was in the stow newspaper that weekend.
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#20
HANGING NUTSACKS AND CATHOLIC SHOWERS!!!



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#22
Weird thing happened today.

I was playing my guitar through my amp, and my amp would pop every know and then, and about the third or fourth time, it popped, and it just turned of....

I turned it back on, it worked fine, but it was hella weird.
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#24
Well, I don't know about you guys, but this is obviously bullshit.

Just thought I'd let you in on that.


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#26
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Actually, Darwin Awards can be given to people who live, but take away their own reproductive capabilities. The first case that comes to mind involves a man who was in a fight with his wife, then took a knife to his penis to prove his loyalty.
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#28
One time I read a stupid ****ing thread called "So Who Here..." and it pissed me off.