#1
ok what is the biggest lie you have ever told on UG or a person has told you or you have told someone?

I don't know what mine whould be
#4
the biggest lie ive told in the past five minutes is that this thread is a good idea.
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#6
Mission accomplished!!!



Not me, but the biggest lie I've heard, at least.


I've said:

Dude, KoRn's SOOOO Black Metal.




Me and my friend have thie recurring inside joke where we make fun of the poser black metal kids, and we just name bands that are far from black metal as possible and make it sound like these kids like them.
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#9
I convinced a teacher that Ted Nugent thought he was the greatest teacher in the world. I'll post the story if anyone wants to hear it.
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Mission accomplished!!!



Not me, but the biggest lie I've heard, at least.


I've said:

Dude, KoRn's SOOOO Black Metal.




Me and my friend have thie recurring inside joke where we make fun of the poser black metal kids, and we just name bands that are far from black metal as possible and make it sound like these kids like them.


Your signature hurts my feelings. And that's the truth.
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I convinced a little kid that I could breathe under water, and was half fish.

Story: My friend and I were bored so I invited her over for some hot tubbing. She was babysitting and brought the kid over, too. He was like 12 or something. We were 16. Well, my hot tub has a row of holes that blow out air bubbles along the edge of the seats (horseshoe style seat). I was like "hey ricky, did I ever tell you I was part fish? the thing is, I was born with gills IN my lungs. rare genetic defect. I can breahte underwater!" he was like "NO WAY!" Julia knew what I was doing, and she was like "yeah he can. show him!" So I went under and stayed down for about 2 minutes breathing through the seat. Needless to say, when I came up, he freaked out. He was like "you wereholding your breath!" I said "no way, put your hand on my back and you'll feel my lungs moving as I pull water in and out." So he put his hand on my back, I went down and stayed down for a few minutes again while he felt it. I came up, and to this day he thinks I have gills in my lungs. He's now 15 or so, and it's hilarious. I start cracking up whenever I see him. Poor kid.
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Your signature hurts my feelings. And that's the truth.


What part?

I've got a PM about offense, but nothing harsh.

Seriously, what's wrong with it?
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