To give you and idea of how old this is, think of the age of the Sun.

Now think "grandpa".
Dear God, do you actually answer prayers?

Yes, but only in a way indistinguishable from random luck or the result of your own efforts.
why are there so many links?
the first one is funny as
Quote by HangmaN47
motorboat the clit you motorboatin' sonofabitch.
kinda old, but awsome!!
My current rig:
Samick Strat
Epiphone Les Paul
Vox DA-5
Samick 80 watts amp (Doesn't sound good though)
Zoom 505
Boss DS-2
Haha, that john petrucci is such a cool guy!
Quote by MightyAl
I lean towards Butthole Surfers because only a butthole would carry a surfboard around a town.

Teh Gearz:

Cruiser Stratocaster
Feng Ling G15 Amplifier
Digitech Grunge Pedal
Daphon E20PH Phaser Pedal
Seen them before. LOADS of times. 'Now we're gonna learn how to break your arm... in 5 places. *Stretches* *A horrid loud CRACKKKKK!* Oooh my arm just cracked, And I'm going to kill you'