#2
To give you and idea of how old this is, think of the age of the Sun.

Now think "grandpa".
Dear God, do you actually answer prayers?

Yes, but only in a way indistinguishable from random luck or the result of your own efforts.
#3
why are there so many links?
the first one is funny as
Quote by HangmaN47
motorboat the clit you motorboatin' sonofabitch.
#7
kinda old, but awsome!!
My current rig:
Samick Strat
Epiphone Les Paul
Vox DA-5
Samick 80 watts amp (Doesn't sound good though)
Zoom 505
Boss DS-2
:stickpoke
#8
Haha, that john petrucci is such a cool guy!
Quote by MightyAl
I lean towards Butthole Surfers because only a butthole would carry a surfboard around a town.

Teh Gearz:

Cruiser Stratocaster
Feng Ling G15 Amplifier
Digitech Grunge Pedal
Daphon E20PH Phaser Pedal
#9
Seen them before. LOADS of times. 'Now we're gonna learn how to break your arm... in 5 places. *Stretches* *A horrid loud CRACKKKKK!* Oooh my arm just cracked, And I'm going to kill you'