#1
what would you do if your parents turned up at a gig where you're perfoming naked?
How do you drown a blond?

Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
#5
Quote by zimdrums
what would you do if your parents turned up at a gig where you're perfoming naked?


I'm glad I'm not you
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I like my women like I like my Pop-tarts : dipped in blood and covered in a gay man's feces.


This sig was too fucking big. Make it smaller next time, chief.
#6
Ask them to sing backing vocals
Dave Mustain has wrote some of the most amazing solos...
That he can't actually play!
#7
Piss into the mosh pit?
Quote by DUP3R
I like my women like I like my Pop-tarts : dipped in blood and covered in a gay man's feces.


This sig was too fucking big. Make it smaller next time, chief.
#10
Quote by Alreddyded
I'm glad I'm not you



it didn't happen to me
but i wonder what i'd do if it did......
How do you drown a blond?

Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
#11
To rip off the Mighty Boosh, I would put my manhood between my strings and strum myself to high heaven while my parents enjoyed the performance.
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#12
Quote by zimdrums
what would you do if your parents turned up at a gig where you're perfoming naked?


may i be the first to say this.....

OWNED
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Dan

Don't stop being you <3


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I think after this relentless adding for the last 10 mins, that Dan is the coolest looking. Goddamn welsh people and my great etc etc etc etc etc granddad is welsh.
#13
Quote by skater dan0
may i be the first to say this.....

OWNED



wtf?
How do you drown a blond?

Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
#14
Castrate myself!

EDIT:
may i be the first to say this.....

OWNED


Quote by DUP3R
I like my women like I like my Pop-tarts : dipped in blood and covered in a gay man's feces.


This sig was too fucking big. Make it smaller next time, chief.
#16
sing "gay bar" by electric six, see how much worse you could make things.
Beggles


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if he does not post pics, he obviously has installed a pickup and bridge on his house broom for some brutal sweep picking.




#17
I'd probably just hide it behind the body of the guitar and put on a good show. Unless of course you're doing just vocals or drumming.
#18
my wiener is too big to be hidden by a guitar, so i dunno what i'd do, hide it behind an amp stack maybe.
School children washing cars for charity, is there anything more arousing?