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#1
any bad experiences...?

a friend of mine got hit in the face lol ahhh good times
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#2
It whipped me in the wrist pretty bad once but that's about it.
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#3


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#4
its cut my eyelid which was a close shave btu thats it really, just he usual nicks from time to time
#5
Cut my left hand pinky a little.

A friend was trying to break his cheap £20 second hand shop bass by tuning the E as much as possible, you could see the coiling just snap out and it hit his fingers pretty damn bad.
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#6
it took my dads friends eye out.he was changing his acoustic guitars strings and when he tuned it it ripped and took his eye out.it happened like 20 years ago...poor guy...
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#7
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lol @ your signature.

And my string once stapped me in the fingertip, that's about it. Kinda just went; "SHIKT" and got planted in it.
#8
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it took my dads friends eye out.he was changing his acoustic guitars strings and when he tuned it it ripped and took his eye out.it happened like 20 years ago...poor guy...



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#9
My finger bled immensely when my string broke off while playing it
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#11
I was re-stringing my guitar, i pulled a string out of the pack, it came uncoiled and cut my finger. I bled on my new les paul's bridge.
#12
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I was re-stringing my guitar, i pulled a string out of the pack, it came uncoiled and cut my finger. I bled on my new les paul's bridge.



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#13
My friend broke a string from bending, but it wasn't the string he was bending. what the hell.
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#14
I was always worried about strings taking my eye out if they snapped. I haven't had a string snap on me for a long time.
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#15
My string kept coming out of the bridge whenever I raised the trem. it was ****ing pissing me off. I'm still afraid to go too high with it .
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#16
i cried i thought it was like the end of the world when i did it the first time.
#17
i work in a guitar store during the summer... and i was string a guitar with the dean markly gold strings or whatever... being extra careful.... and i broke a string... i got my ass chewed and had to pay for the strings cuz they were 20bucks a set
#18
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I'm still afraid to go too high with it .


I think most guitarists are painfully careful when re-stringing the high E.
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#19
I actually never broke a string while I was playing. Ever.
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#20
Gave my pinky a free piercing... hurt enough to cause me to jump about shaking my hand..oooh yes..I am a woose.. Managed to slice my arm once too..not entirely sure how that happened but the scar is impressive..lol
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#22
One time it snapped in my face, and it was my low E (im a bassist).. so.. yeah.. that hurts.
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#23
Dickhead at school had his strap come off and his headstock hit him in the face, thus losing a tooth.

...made me laugh.
#24
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Dickhead at school had his strap come off and his headstock hit him in the face, thus losing a tooth.

...made me laugh.


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Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
#25
this one time before a show, i was tuning my guitar, only minutes before it would start, and it ****in, snapped. I got so pissed that i took a firm grip on the string(high e) and pulled really hard. I got a pretty deep wound in my hand, and i had to play with that! it hurt like hell.
#26
had the high e string break and land stuck into the palm of my hand, was around half a centimeter stuck inside :/. that was first time a string broke 2 lol
#27
Broken strings are limited to mass damage i'm afraid to say.

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e|--6--|
B|--5--|
G|--7--|
D|--7--|x2586
A|--5--|
E|-----|


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#28
i'll do it now *runs to get matches*
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#29
I just broke the low E string about an hour ago. I decided to see how far i could bend it. It snapped and ripped my entire face off. It's hard eating now... and breathing...
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#31
Quote by zimdrums

a friend of mine got hit in the face lol ahhh good times

Ow... I've done that
Another time it hit my index finger and I couldn't use it to play guitar for a month
#32
Well, this wasn't exactly damage to me, but cost me a lot of money. One time I was tuning my guitar in front of my pc to look at the tuning, and the string snapped and it hit the monitor and I had to get a new one :\
#33
someone once tuned my guitar insanely high and the strings were really tight and i didn't know...i pick up my guitar and the first thing i do is a dive bomb....5 of the strings popped at once and 2 of them cut my wrists and hand and one bounced of my glasses...i was lucky
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#34
I had one go up my pee hole. And then I masturbated on my finger, then fingered a girl. I think she's pregnant.

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#35
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I had one go up my pee hole. And then I masturbated on my finger, then fingered a girl. I think she's pregnant.

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#36
i was playing at a gig and playing iron man i broke 2 strings at once withing like 2 strokes at the beginning of the song, worst of all my gf was there so it was embarssing.
And yes its true and amazing. I have a GF.
#37
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I had one go up my pee hole. And then I masturbated on my finger, then fingered a girl. I think she's pregnant.

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#38
I remember once a couple years back in Guitar 10, there was this really ignorant guy who would brag about how great his car was. So a friend and I tuned his strings until eventually the high "e" snapped. When he came back to the room he was furious, but because he didn't need the string to play, apparently, he played a little riff which resulted in a broken b string. It wasn't funny, but it was... Well... it was.
#40
I've snapped a few tuning but and one from bending but ive never had one hit me, they fling off in the other direction. But my friend had one cut his hand so he always gets nervous when i uptune his guitar, so b4 i leave his house sometimes i tune it up to dadadd low to high and leave it so he has to face his fear, hahaha im a bastard. "from broken strings im bleeding, and it wonttt be long"
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