#1
This old guy always comes into Pleasure World, and he really creeps me out. Not only because he gives off this old pervert vibe, but...I think he might be an android. Or from another planet.

There's this sound that is always coming from him, a kind of "Urrwwaaah!" sound, like a frog, or leather. It's a regular rhythmic sound, and I have no idea what the hell it could be. It's not a pacemaker, they aren't loud like that. My manager thinks he carries a frog in his pocket.

Any thoughts?
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please explain pleasure world?
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Maybe he's homeless and hungry and his stomach is growling cause the poor guy is sooooo hungry. Now don't you feel like a dick!
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He probably is an alien, scouting out our world's porn shops
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#9
Maybe he has really squeaky shoes and when he walks his socks rub up against the shoes and makes a croaking sound.


EDIT: LOL, maybe he farts a lot.
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By the name of the place you work at "Pleasure World" you freak me out...........
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#13
He'd have to have a hell of alotta control over his gas to be farting.

There's a rhythm to it. You can almost tap your foot to it. I don't want to ask him. What would I say?

"Hey, not to be rude, but what's that crow-like sound coming from your body?"
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This old guy always comes into Pleasure World, and he really creeps me out. Not only because he gives off this old pervert vibe, but...I think he might be an android. Or from another planet.

There's this sound that is always coming from him, a kind of "Urrwwaaah!" sound, like a frog, or leather. It's a regular rhythmic sound, and I have no idea what the hell it could be. It's not a pacemaker, they aren't loud like that. My manager thinks he carries a frog in his pocket.

Any thoughts?

Start carrying a knife or gun.

Next time he comes in say something like, "Sir, for the protection of the store, I am required to ask WHAT THE **** IS THAT SOUND?"

Should help clear things up. If you figure out he really is an android, +20 points to you.