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Yeah I'm running a little low on cash, and I figured the world could use more beautiful babies so I was thinking about sending my little men to foreign lands. What do I do, just go to a hospital and tell some random nurse I wanna give her my "stuff?"
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Quote by CrEePiNgDeAtH66
wow you get money for sperm


You've really never heard of that?
that's somewhat surprising
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#7
If only I had a dime for every time I've masturbated...
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#8
Exactley. Just go up to the nurse and be like "I wanna give you my sperm"
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I think you have to go to a sperm bank... i dont think they do it at the hospital. But i want money for masturbating too, it'd be awesome.
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yes i deleted one of them...my computer was going slow so i clicked it twice. dont sue me!!

Oh.

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#13
Quote by ROCK=ZEPPELIN
You've really never heard of that?
that's somewhat surprising

no but if i had of known i would have a wad of cash by now
all that wasted sperm

more importantly all that money gone
#14
Quote by TechnicolorBoy
If only I had a dime for every time I've masturbated...


Dude, I'd be a ****ing millionaire.
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Quote by xDie_Romanticx
holy **** im a girl....so...oh i could give eggs i guess. YAY!!! LESS PERIODS!!


Yeah but you will run out of 'em , we just keep on going. My testicles are a tresure mine..
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Is anyone else noticing there are more and more girls at UG recently? I was in a music shop today with my band playing our songs on random Dean's and about 7 girls came in at once.. weird stuff.

I wish I knew a girl who played guitar.. would be really cool.
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Quote by xDie_Romanticx
holy **** im a girl....



.....


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#19
Dont you have to do tests or something before they give you the money?

I know I heard you can get like, $1000 a pop, but there has to be some sort of strings attached right?


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#22
whoa and i've been wasting all my sperm for free....no way dude.
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Girls get like $500 an egg, we get like $50 a load.

That my fellow men, is bullshit.
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Quote by hatebreed219
Girls get like $500 an egg, we get like $50 a load.

That my fellow men, is bullshit.


No dude, it's because you can't run out of your man juice.
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#25
i don't think its just a matter of beating one off once a week and handing it in at the counter on the way out.

i may be wrong, but don't kids now have the right to find their biological parents?

i wouldn't want 100 kids knocking on my door in 15 years demanding all the Christmas and birthday presents they've missed.
#26
We have a plasma center next to campus that people use all the time to get cash, especially for drugs.
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Quote by chaoticgeek
We have a plasma center next to campus that people use all the time to get cash, especially for drugs.

Thats so convenient it's not even funny.
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I hadnt heard of getting paid for blowing your wad in a cup either. Damn, had I of known that I would have been a millionaire a long time ago.
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Quote by xDie_Romanticx
holy **** im a girl....so...oh i could give eggs i guess. YAY!!! LESS PERIODS!!


You make me angry.
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Quote by LuthierofTexas
I hadnt heard of getting paid for blowing your wad in a cup either. Damn, had I of known that I would have been a millionaire a long time ago.



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Quote by franmusc
*pretends to understand*


I should've thought about it more before replying. Maybe spelling AIDs as AIDEs might help.

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Quote by franmusc
LOL you have AIDs.


So I can't donate sperm?


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I know that you have to be 18, and like.....if you do it...you can choose whether your kids call or you or dont call you so if never wanna find out thats chill.

and like, i know theres obligations like...Say you give sperm , then u cant have an orgasm until the next one, so liek if u did it every other day, you can only orgasm on monday, wensday, friday.
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I should've thought about it more before replying. Maybe spelling AIDs as AIDEs might help.

I fail.


Someone just explained it to me.

#39
dude wheres the nearest sperm band in the uk, i want money for my sperm!

EDIT: Bank not band
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Quote by TechnicolorBoy
If only I had a dime for every time I've masturbated...


I believe that you can only donate sperm once every two weeks...so no porno between them otherwise your sperm quality is lower and they won't accept or pay you for it.
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