Poll: How ill you die?
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View poll results: How ill you die?
Doing WAY to much drugs
10 7%
Lung Cancer
5 4%
choke on a peppermint
7 5%
Cause I'm still playing guitar when I'm 90
29 20%
Because God hates me
12 8%
Cause Jimmy PAge hunts me down and beats me with his double neck gibson
12 8%
My amp explodes after being on to loud
11 8%
Because I suck
9 6%
Assasinated
29 20%
Suicide
17 12%
Voters: 142.
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#3
Clubbed on the head with a huge rhino-shaped penis
Quote by DUP3R
I like my women like I like my Pop-tarts : dipped in blood and covered in a gay man's feces.


This sig was too fucking big. Make it smaller next time, chief.
#5
My thoughts now are diabetes...but I'm working my ass off to prevent it. My thoughts now are heart attack or cancer. I hope I at least live to 70 though.
#7
Quote by KileManA7X
My thoughts now are diabetes...but I'm working my ass off to prevent it. My thoughts now are heart attack or cancer. I hope I at least live to 70 though.


I feel like an asshole now, if this guy is serious.


My Guitars:
Fender Mustang.
Yamaha FG-413SL.
#8
Ill probably get shot cuz my area is know for its gun violence. Getting shot is the best way to die anyways. Unless you like do a fart that so huge you like shoot out you intestines through your cornhole. That would be sweet.
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...and the world sighed in relief
#15
drumming onstage for Spinal Tap
Marshall MG100DFX
Line 6 Spider 3 75
Epi SG G310
Fender Stratocaster
Crybaby Wah
Danelectro Distortion
Eleca Acoustic
Rogue Wah
#16
I'll get blown up by a mortar, while feeding a cat, while the cat pulls out his rocket launcher, and blows me to bits.
#17
none of those i hope

!!!feel the funk blast!!!

STAND UP FOR WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN
#19
Lol there isn't an option of Natural Cause???
Quote by DUP3R
I like my women like I like my Pop-tarts : dipped in blood and covered in a gay man's feces.


This sig was too fucking big. Make it smaller next time, chief.
#20
The poll options don't respond well to the question.

How will you die? Because God hates me ...

WTF?
<Omri> I love trannys too..
#21
Zappp will IP ban me from life for stealing his vodka.
Populus vult decipi. Decipiatur.

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#23
I'll die by falling off a cliff, while playing eruption behind my head. Les Paul will be okay though - he'll land on top of me. (He is my guitar btw).
#24
Poll: How ill you die


Quote by DUP3R
I like my women like I like my Pop-tarts : dipped in blood and covered in a gay man's feces.


This sig was too fucking big. Make it smaller next time, chief.
#25
pulling bread out of a toaster with a metal object
I needja right now to look at your neighbor...cuz a lot a y'all think y'all goin' t' heaven (huh)...and y' ain't gon' go! So I need you right now t'look at your neighbor,an' say 'neighbor', say 'NEEEIIGHHH-BAH':...YOU AIN'T GOIN'!! You ain't goin'...
#28
Welli chose because God hates me, but im gonna die by driving a motorbike out the back of a a moving van at 100mph the crash into another moving vehicle headfirst
#30
being roundhouse kicked in the head by Chuck Norris
My Gear:
Ashton AG131
Ashton GA10 (amp)
Marshall MG250DX (gasp, i know...)
Ibanez S470DXQM
EH Metal Muff
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(") ... he's gaining power
#32
I am going to be stuck in a cave full of cave humans who have been living down there for years and im going to kill a bunch of them with a pickax but one will while i'm putting my pick ax through one theer heads it is going to sneak upi and..........................................................................................................................................................................RIP OUT MY JUGULAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(idea from the movie "The Descent")
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#36
I can't imagine any other way than suicide, but I wouldn't do that because I don't want to put my friends and family through that.

So I selected God hates me because I'm probably going to get AIDS because of infected needles!!!!
Last edited by DorkusMalorkus at Jan 27, 2007,
#37
Quote by Alreddyded
Clubbed on the head with a huge rhino-shaped penis


Clubbed on the head with a huge penis-shaped rhino.
OH NOES! My sig is gone.
#40
Quote by DorkusMalorkus
I fixed mine, Drevil.

Only thing I hate more than queers are junkies
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