#2
It's not funny when it's forced like this
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#3
I Know You Are But What Am I!!!!!!
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when i was 7 i saw my mom naked while taking a sh** it was pretty sick cuz shes fat....

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#4
hey, the jerk store called.

THEY RAN OUT OF YOU!




/seinfeld
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#6
i saw that awesome insult from the threadstarter of the 6 year old ghost thread- douche canoe , hands down.
DANK MEMES
#7
You're a stupid face.
Dear God, do you actually answer prayers?

Yes, but only in a way indistinguishable from random luck or the result of your own efforts.
#8
one eyed retarded midget freak
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You know that good feeling when you take a crap, gay sex is like that


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#9
You cum-guzzling knob-gobbler

say it to my girlfriend all the time, she says me nuts stink in front of my friends
#17
Quote by Metal claw
Your mom offered me a sandwich and I rejected it in a rude ungrateful manner.




Second good post I've seen from you today, keep it up
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#18
your mums so old she watched jurassic park and it bought bak mermories or

your mum is so old she sat behinds jsus christ i nthe 3rd grade
#20
Your mama so fat her blood type's Ragu.
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You have the most awesome username ever. I am not worthy.


Timendi causa est nescire

#21
Quote by acdc4ever
Post your random insults here i wanna see what you come up with

out of all those millions of sperm, you were the strongest???
#22
MY best friend called me a jizzbin once, one of my other friends called me a douchewad. They don't sound funny, but it was one of those "You had to be there" kind of things.
#23
BUTT PIRATE
Figure it out.
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#25
Ass-clown, rectom ranger, fudge packer, ass pounder, ball biter, penis lick, cum guzzler,

that is all for now
667 The neighbor of the beast


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#26
Go fuck a cow, penis breath!
"The rule of law -- it must be held high! And if it falls you pick it up and hold it even higher!" - Hercule Poirot

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#28
your mom's girlfriend is gay
Quote by your mom
wow.. ggmIdas is so good in bed
Quote by your dad
basically, ggmIdas can pleasure the ladies better than me.. and he could totally kick my ass
#29
"Doodie Head"
Quote by MightyAl
I took a pic of myself, cut a hole in the face and stuck my knob through so i could see what I'd look like if I got bitten by a radioactive elephant.
#30
Quote by Twist of fate
Your moms a cheesy butt nugget

shhhhh dont tell anyone

p.s your mums a chocolatey butt nugget
#32
you big poopie
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We beat you 6-0 you stupid mother ****er.


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#33
Fuck you.
This one time I went to fuck my girlfriend, but I forgot it was April Fool's day. Well, I stuck my penis in, and it turns out she had put hot sauce in her pussy. The rest of the night was pretty bad.

0.999... = 1
#34
C.unt-lips. Asswipe. F.uCKface. F.ucktard. Douche-eater.
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MX4Life you fucking godhaha
#35
I once took your mother out to a nice seafood dinner... then never called her back!!
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#36
Quote by Sceeb-O
Your mama so fat her blood type's Ragu.


LMAO

I think I actually woke someone up laughing at that.
#37
both created by my good friend Clint "you twatty assed bitch cunt" and " you fucking shit eating front porch hot water tank from hell"
#38
Quote by Jimmyyoung
I once took your mother out to a nice seafood dinner... then never called her back!!



dude, if your gonna use Anchorman, then you have to be a diehard Anchorman fan and get it word-for-word. Never call her "Again" n00b

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Play until she breaks up with you.

The most brutal band to ever exist is...

You should go like them...even if you don't like them.


-Sloppyjoe24
#39
Quote by sloppyjoe24
dude, if your gonna use Anchorman, then you have to be a diehard Anchorman fan and get it word-for-word. Never call her "Again" n00b

i thought it was that.... and im not a jan 07er i swear *buries head under pillow and cries*
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#40
Quote by Jimmyyoung
i thought it was that.... and im not a jan 07er i swear *buries head under pillow and cries*


Its okay man *beats living s*** out of Jimmyyoung*

Q#m
e|--6--|
B|--5--|
G|--7--|
D|--7--|x2586
A|--5--|
E|-----|


Play until she breaks up with you.

The most brutal band to ever exist is...

You should go like them...even if you don't like them.


-Sloppyjoe24