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How much of a size difference is there from regular sized condoms and XL? Last night me and my girlfriend realized that the regular condoms are too small. Does anybody know the difference?
#4
just go buy one
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#5
Quote by MyImmortal
How much of a size difference is there from regular sized condoms and XL? Last night me and my girlfriend realized that the regular condoms are too small. Does anybody know the difference?


You're probably only a 15 year old virgin kid with a 4 inch penis.

No one will believe you.
#6
Ooh nah, no no no no, me and my girlfriend "decided" BB felt better so just get your woman to go on the pill
#7
I always get the idea that anyone saying these sort of things just has a small dick and wants to feel better about it.
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#9
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Is there such a thing as Extra Small Condoms? Because I don't think regular ones would fit me as I'm significantly small down below.




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#10
Any one want to take bets on how long this will last till it's closed?
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Quote by Metal claw
Is there such a thing as Extra Small Condoms? Because I don't think regular ones would fit me as I'm significantly small down below.

Chin up dude
#12
You have no penis, you can't wear condoms.
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#14
Not this again... just buy the ****ing XL condoms, how obvious can it be? XL isn't that much bigger, but it's bigger
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Quote by MyImmortal
How much of a size difference is there from regular sized condoms and XL? Last night me and my girlfriend realized that the regular condoms are too small. Does anybody know the difference?



When you say you 'realised'... does this mean it was your first time...

perhaps you just did it wrong...


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#19
I buy those finger condoms that lunchladies wear on their fingers.

Work fine.
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#20
Quote by Tooth Fairy
When you say you 'realised'... does this mean it was your first time...

perhaps you just did it wrong...


*destroys all confidence*


Not first time just the first time using a condom. She just for some reason made me use one.
#21
Quote by MyImmortal
Ok I think I'll just buy some.

yea that would be a good idea...

fellow emo defender?....
Call me Sean
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He's just trying to protect our innocence.


Yes i am
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#22
guys help!!! the condom is too small are the larger condoms bigger??? hurry my girlfriend is getting pissed!!!!!!
#23
Totally off-topic . . . bubban i so got that shirt in your avatar. Totally on topic . . . good choice on buying some . . . keep us informed if they fit better. XL is a bit to small for me . . . is there anything bigger? not trying to brag but i like to get with lots of different women and i don't want to get aids cause magnums and xl don't fit. lols
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#24
Quote by Metal claw
They really should invent Custom Condom Machines.

Basically, it's a vending machine where you stick your erected penis in, and the computer creates condoms that fit you perfectly.

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Call me Sean
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He's just trying to protect our innocence.


Yes i am
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Your flirting powers are incredible.



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#25
Quote by Metal claw
They really should invent Custom Condom Machines.

Basically, it's a vending machine where you stick your erected penis in, and the computer creates condoms that fit you perfectly.


Actually they're creating a sort of condom spray...
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#26
Quote by MyImmortal
Not first time just the first time using a condom. She just for some reason made me use one.

That bitch! How could she not want to be pregnant?! Hit her in the mouth for such blasphemy!
#27
Quote by Metal claw
Is there such a thing as Extra Small Condoms? Because I don't think regular ones would fit me as I'm significantly small down below.


They're called finger cots. They're like a condom for your finger/small penis.
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#28
Quote by Metal claw
They really should invent Custom Condom Machines.

Basically, it's a vending machine where you stick your erected penis in, and the computer creates condoms that fit you perfectly.

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#29
Your ****ing retarded, this is bullshit, and you don't deserve to live. There's a reason people wear condoms, so they don't screw up another person's life. You aren't ready to raise a child, actually you probably never will be, so go get sterilized. Even if your "girlfriend" is on the pill, there is still STD's.
#31
There are three sizes Asian, Caucasian and Black. or minuture, wimpy and hefty or closed end drinking straw, condom and bin bag.
#32
Quote by BonnyTylerMoore
Your ****ing retarded, this is bullshit, and you don't deserve to live. There's a reason people wear condoms, so they don't screw up another person's life. You aren't ready to raise a child, actually you probably never will be, so go get sterilized. Even if your "girlfriend" is on the pill, there is still STD's.



Haha, typical UG comeback. YOu don't know this person so how do you know he is worthy/not worthy of raising a child. I also find this post amusing since his user title says rapist.
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#33
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That bitch! How could she not want to be pregnant?! Hit her in the mouth for such blasphemy!

correction hit her in the mouth with your dick
#34
Quote by MyImmortal
How much of a size difference is there from regular sized condoms and XL? Last night me and my girlfriend realized that the regular condoms are too small. Does anybody know the difference?


Did it split on ya?

Why not just pull out and cum all over her face?
#36
Garbage bags FTW!
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#37
i'd like to congradulate everyone for focusing on everyone elses' penis sizes. proves just how much you guys love vagina.
#38
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Stereotypes....are not funny anymore


sure they are. It's just like the fact black's use garbage bags not only due to thier hefty genitalia but also that they are much cheaper than condoms.
#39
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You probably couldnt have just bought one, you had to tell the internet your penis is exceptionally large

I can't stop staring at that avatar of yours.

And threadstarter...... meh, whatever, it's been said, I'm sure.
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