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#1
yeah. i set a record amongst my friends.

13 and 5 months.

any good stories about your first time?
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#2
well gee, i hope you find it.
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#5
I lost mine at 15. I thought I was a badass... Damn.
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#7
Well if mosquito bites turn you on...
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#8
Quote by rocknrollstar
13 years of age ? :|


yeah man. as i said, new record amongst my friends.

also funny- i beat my brother and railed the girl he would have railed but his condom was too small.lol

my condom broke halfway thru, o i fingered and muff dived for a bit and hs e gave me head.
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#10
Thats pretty pathetic. Not only because of the fact that youre 13, but because you most likely did it with a 13 year old girl
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#11
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Well if mosquito bites turn you on...



...do i want to know?

actually, please ellaborate
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#12
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Well if mosquito bites turn you on...



meh, there getting bigger me thinks.

I'm 14 and in middle schoool and theres some good sized tits.
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Ya, way to be sexually active at 13. Your balls have hardly dropped man. You will have STDs before you know it. And emotional damage as well.
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Why do people have to fake these sort of things for "internet glory"?
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#17
Quote by MLmaster37
yeah. i set a record amongst my friends.

13 and 5 months.

any good stories about your first time?



you liar, it's impossible to have sex 13 years straight, sting can have sex for 8 hours and that's a lot
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Ya, way to be sexually active at 13. Your balls have hardly dropped man. You will have STDs before you know it. And emotional damage as well.



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#19
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...do i want to know?

actually, please ellaborate


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#20
what is the world coming to....13 years old, thats pretty bad. You will probably regret not waiting a while longer later in life....
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#21
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Thats pretty pathetic. Not only because of the fact that youre 13, but because you most likely did it with a 13 year old girl
**** that, im jealous

also, if you have sex before you're 14, your penis falls off within a year. FACT. ask Al Gore, it happened to him.
#22
Quote by MLmaster37
yeah man. as i said, new record amongst my friends.

also funny- i beat my brother and railed the girl he would have railed but his condom was too small.lol

my condom broke halfway thru, o i fingered and muff dived for a bit and hs e gave me head.

...You were supposed to share the girl with your brother.

Please tell me you didn't **** your sister/cousin/aunt/mother/whatever. PLEASE?
#23
omg lol you set a record among your friens lololol !!!shift key!111

Dumbass.
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#24
Lol., it mean she has no tits.
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#25
Quote by MLmaster37
yeah. i set a record amongst my friends.

13 and 5 months.

any good stories about your first time?

I seriously doubt it, do you know how hard it is to find perverted girls around the age of 13?
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#26
Quote by MLmaster37
yeah man. as i said, new record amongst my friends.

also funny- i beat my brother and railed the girl he would have railed but his condom was too small.lol

my condom broke halfway thru, o i fingered and muff dived for a bit and hs e gave me head.



well em . . .wow . . to be honest i think thats pretty messed up dude.
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Quote by MLmaster37
yeah man. as i said, new record amongst my friends.

also funny- i beat my brother and railed the girl he would have railed but his condom was too small.lol

my condom broke halfway thru, o i fingered and muff dived for a bit and hs e gave me head.

He wins, because he has a bigger penis... you were just a backup
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#28
You lost your virginity? Here, let me help you find it.

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#31
I lol'ed at the thread title for some reason.


Oh, and I call BS.
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#32
Quote by andrew12398
I seriously doubt it, do you know how hard it is to find perverted girls around the age of 13?

You mean sluts? Not that hard I'm afraid.

Congrats on boning a slut though, I'm sure it's a huge accomplishment for you
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Quote by drevil814
You mean sluts? Not that hard I'm afraid.

Congrats on boning a slut though, I'm sure it's a huge accomplishment for you

Really? I've yet to find one, any tips?
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#34
Quote by MLmaster37
i dont wanna post pics, but meh
if you must see them, PM me


I've reported you to your local authorities for being in possesion of child porn.

Sorry.
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#35
the world of sexuality isnt much different than it was 50-60 years ago. my step dad was younger than 13 and my grandmother was 13. but who knows maybe i just have a slutty family. 13 is young. but it would be different if you are a girl. when a girl loses her virginity at a young age, it pretty much ****s up her view on sex. you're supposed to make it a special thing. now that you've taken it away, the next guy she is with it'll be even easier for her to have sex with. she won't find the love in sex.
#36
Quote by MLmaster37
i dont wanna post pics, but meh
if you must see them, PM me

wait a minute, you took pictures? isnt that kiddie porn?
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#37
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I've reported you to your local authorities for being in possesion of child porn.

Sorry.


dude, you got me for a second.

then i relaized im not in pessesion of pictures with us naked, or on my computr at all.

myspace.

and, you dont have my location either.

dumbass.
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#38
Pretty cruel replies I laughed a good amount good job I guess? that is if you're not lying but you're still a scumbag for taking the girl from your bro and o yea that girl is a slut
#39
Quote by andrew12398
Really? I've yet to find one, any tips?

You seriously can't find sluts? Where do you live? 1690s New England?
#40
i lost my virginity when i was drunk, maybe i'll find it again one day if i'm lucky


BTW, i lost my virginity when i was 3 years old with adriana lima
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