#1
I'm assuming 90% of you probably knows what that means

It starts Monday, and the pot is already up to around 150 to 200 dollars. I could really use that cash.

Any tips for holding out?
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and You're the funny little frog in my throat
#4
I did that once, but they made me put in double, like Elaine. I won.
#5
Stay away from porn, dont eat anything that looks like a penis. And blindfold yourself so you dont see a smokin girl and wanna pull the goalie a bit.
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#6
tell me what a seinfield contest is and i'll tell you
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#7
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Lie?


Naa, I don't wanna be a dick, I think I can truly beat these guys in the sense of flat out being better than them, plus I'd feel horrible if I lied and then won.
I am livin out the life of a poet
I am the jester in the ancient court
and You're the funny little frog in my throat
#8
You could either just tough it out (hard) or lie (easier).

I hope you win though either way, because you have a Flaming Lips avatar.
#10
Just don't look at porn, and do do anything which might tempt you. Maybe even stop having showers.... Or maybe you don't need to go that far.
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#11
You Can't lie

cause remember

You Are in the "confines of the honour system"
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#12
Stay in public during the day, that way even if you're tempted you know you can't. At night, If you can't sleep just watch T.V, or play guitar or something until you're so sleepy you can't even think about anything but sleeping. And if necessary, tie your hands together at night.
#13
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Stay in public during the day, that way even if you're tempted you know you can't. At night, If you can't sleep just watch T.V, or play guitar or something until you're so sleepy you can't even think about anything but sleeping. And if necessary, tie your hands together at night.


Christ, that seems a bit drastic, but possibly useful
I am livin out the life of a poet
I am the jester in the ancient court
and You're the funny little frog in my throat
#15
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Christ, that seems a bit drastic, but possibly useful

that's what I did when I was in a contest. Almost won, but gave in after almost a month (it was like 27 days) Wow how painful that was...
#16
The white wall is your best friend. Stare at it when you have a stiffy. Learn it. Love it. Live it. *Backs away mysteriously into the darkness*
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#17
Quote by Zar Mulix
Stay in public during the day, that way even if you're tempted you know you can't. At night, If you can't sleep just watch T.V, or play guitar or something until you're so sleepy you can't even think about anything but sleeping. And if necessary, tie your hands together at night.


TV=bad idea. With the amount of stuff they let slide on tv nowadays, it'll be almost as tempting as watching porn. And if your guitar turns you on, you're pretty much screwed.
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#18
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The white wall is your best friend. Stare at it when you have a stiffy. Learn it. Love it. Live it. *Backs away mysteriously into the darkness*


Sounds pretty easy, as well as affective, oh and note to self "avoid Soul Power's avatar while I struggle to abstain"
I am livin out the life of a poet
I am the jester in the ancient court
and You're the funny little frog in my throat
#19
the first 2-3 days are really the only tough part. After that its clear sailing.
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#20
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Naa, I don't wanna be a dick, I think I can truly beat these guys in the sense of flat out being better than them, plus I'd feel horrible if I lied and then won.

for $200? i would be fone with feeling guilty
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#21
well, thanks for all the help guys, looks like I'm going to be staring down a lot of walls and playing quite a bit guitar over the next month.
I am livin out the life of a poet
I am the jester in the ancient court
and You're the funny little frog in my throat
#22
If you have an ounce of willpower, it really can't be that hard to hold out.
..............
#23
lie
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Aaaah well. It gives me an excuse to rape.


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