#1
This question probably sounds incredibly stupid, but it has been bugging me for some time now What is the reason people wear underwear? I've asked heaps of people who also have no idea, and Mr Ask Jeeves was no help..
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wedgies.
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#6
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so you don't accidently rip off part of your penis when you zip up.


indeed...
#7
Okay imagine this.

You have a fat 300lb, 94 year old history teacher named Bubba, and he comes back from the bathroom with his fly down and suddenly he has a massive errection..and it POPS OUT THROUGH HIS ZIPPER HOLE!

THATS why we wear underwear.
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Okay imagine this.

You have a fat 300lb, 94 year old history teacher named Bubba, and he comes back from the bathroom with his fly down and suddenly he has a massive errection..and it POPS OUT THROUGH HIS ZIPPER HOLE!

THATS why we wear underwear.


It's curious that you used the name Bubba. Why Bubba?
#11
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It's curious that you used the name Bubba. Why Bubba?

That name turns me on
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#12
what about g-strings.?
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Okay imagine this.

You have a fat 300lb, 94 year old history teacher named Bubba, and he comes back from the bathroom with his fly down and suddenly he has a massive errection..and it POPS OUT THROUGH HIS ZIPPER HOLE!

THATS why we wear underwear.


And that's how Liberation saved Christmas, bois and goyles.

I believe we wear underpants because that was all cavemen wore back then, and it became a tradition. Either that or to spark off endless amounts of jokes of "what're you doing under there?" "Under where?" ...
#15
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Okay imagine this.

You have a fat 300lb, 94 year old history teacher named Bubba, and he comes back from the bathroom with his fly down and suddenly he has a massive errection..and it POPS OUT THROUGH HIS ZIPPER HOLE!

THATS why we wear underwear.


Nice. But one error. Since when could a 94 year old get an erection?
#17
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Nice. But one error. Since when could a 94 year old get an erection?


It's called Viagra.
#18
So when you're chainging in the changing rooms you dont let people see your micky. And if someone looks at your micky they're automagically ghey. But at home or when you finish school you can even streak all you like and no one gives two shits.
#19
Quote by Liberation
Okay imagine this.

You have a fat 300lb, 94 year old history teacher named Bubba, and he comes back from the bathroom with his fly down and suddenly he has a massive errection..and it POPS OUT THROUGH HIS ZIPPER HOLE!

THATS why we wear underwear.

mmmm bubba.

yeah. i agree with whoever said its to stop your **** being zipped.
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at this whole thread. and bubba.


EDIT :
Underwear is sometimes partly exposed above the trousers when sitting, bending over, etc., or permanently. This depends on the style of trousers (see also sagging, low-rise jeans, hip-hugger), the style of underwear, and the way they are worn. It may be accidental or deliberate. When women (deliberately or not) show their underwear in this way it is sometimes called a "visible panty line", or VPL. When women wearing thong underwear expose themselves in this way, it is sometimes called a "whale tail".

Sagging refers to one whose trousers do not ride at the waist, rather lower on the hips as to expose their underwear, a practice common in various youth subcultures and prisons.
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#21
Quote by Zar Mulix
so you don't accidently rip off part of your penis when you zip up.


That's about the single most funny reply I've seen since I got unbanned. You get +10 cool points.
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#22
You know who doesn't wear underwear?

Paris Hilton.

You know who's a dirty *****/attention *****?

Paris Hilton.

You know who the threadstarter will be if he/she stops wearing underwear?

Some lame Paris Hilton copycat.
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#23
So you dont get shit stains on your nice jeans.
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#24
So you can cram stuff down them to make your **** look bigger. It would just fall down your trouser leg otherwise.
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#25
Without undearwear, sex wouldn't be as interesting as it is.
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#26
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what about g-strings.?


You know, I've always wondered why they're called g-strings. They certainly don't look like a g.
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