#1
ok, this might sound immature, cos it is... but have you seen a butternut squash!??


thats one.

everytime i go into a supermarket and see them i laugh.

does anyone else find phallic food amusing? or do you have any other examples.
#3
Cucumbers..

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#4
Dog Kabobs(My friends dad accidentally ate them when he was in the navy)
Rocky Mountain Oysters
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#5
figs

google figging to see why
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#6
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Cucumbers..

..Long story



This is off topic, but one time I was walking home from a friends house and I saw a guy carrying a cucumber and a ukelele. I was just like
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My bandmate (bass player, of course) stuck a banana in his girlfriend's vagina while she was on her period.......then he took a bite out of it.


God damn bass players.


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#10
Quote by corey3815
My bandmate (bass player, of course) stuck a banana in his girlfriend's vagina while she was on her period.......then he took a bite out of it.


God damn bass players.


I probably could have survived without reading that
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Quote by corey3815
My bandmate (bass player, of course) stuck a banana in his girlfriend's vagina while she was on her period.......then he took a bite out of it.


God damn bass players.


...and their god damn bloody bannanas...
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#13
Quote by corey3815
My bandmate (bass player, of course) stuck a banana in his girlfriend's vagina while she was on her period.......then he took a bite out of it.


God damn bass players.


I only ask that the actions of one nasty bass player not reflect on us all...


Some of us use carrots.
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Haha, me and my friends bought some of that when we were on a school skiing trip in Italy. We took it to the kitchen of our hotel and asked our meals to be made from it. They did it, too. It was funny for the first minute or so, then we all realised we had owned ourselves and were now eating bowls of boiled cocks.
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#15
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I only ask that the actions of one nasty bass player not reflect on us all...


Some of us use carrots.


pfffft... Pineapples>carrots
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