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#1
what will it be? will you be so imbaraced you will burst in to tears, simply burst, or keep on with the fun? or antrhing else you can think of....

this thread speaks to guys and girls at the same proportion.....
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guy-get an ak-47 shoot him and blame it on his dog
man-he dont have one... can someone siriously help me?!
guy-just jack one froma local pet store. throw it in his yard. shoot him. duck tape the ak-14 to the dogs paw. run.. use gloves.
#2
be like errr dad told me too and showed me what to do so she forgets and goes bitchs at him


then i spend many years in thearpy
#7
Mate, I hate to piss on your parade, but your spelling's total dogshit.

And as for the thread... I think someone has a incest fetish...

Incest's bad, mmkay.
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#9
If my mom caught me beating the bishop, I'd bust in her face...
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duarte, you're a jerk.


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Hmm...a fugly, bimbo, blonde, rich, boring, mooching, waste of blood and organs, d*ck munching, talentless, sponging c*nt in prison?

One down...
#10
Quote by Yakult
Mate, I hate to piss on your parade, but your spelling's total dogshit.

And as for the thread... I think someone has a incest fetish...

Incest's bad, mmkay.

but a game the whole family can play at xmas when they get bored
#11
ask her what shes doing out of the kitchen
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Wow, this rattlesnake sure does seem to want to give me head, doesn't it?
#12
I'd say MOM CLOSE THE DOOR.
And she would and she wouldn't say anything about it.
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#14
Um... Im rehearsing for a play?
I love neapolitan ice cream, but I HATE VANILA AND STRAWBERRY!

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#15
Quote by Iluvpowerchords
I'd look her square in the eye and continue defiantly...

am i the only one that thought that was hilarious?

#17
only thing im embarassed by is your spelling of embarassed. I'd strike her for coming into my room without knocking, but im always a very sneaky jerker.
School children washing cars for charity, is there anything more arousing?
#20
why dont you just read the every been caught masterbateing(sp) having sex or getting your carrot skinned if you want stories
#21
Quote by GiantRaven
Grow up



Wow..somebody cant take a joke?


Kinda sad, your telling me to grow up in a thread about what you would do if your mom caught you jacking off, you are an idiot.
#22
Quote by Sailor Jerry
Wow..somebody cant take a joke?


Kinda sad, your telling me to grow up in a thread about what you would do if your mom caught you jacking off, you are an idiot.



GiantRaven > You
#23
Quote by *Juno*
GiantRaven > You


Without a shadow of a doubt.

He's a nu-legend.

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#24
Be like wtf woman how'd you get in here i locked the door.
#26
Probably try and hide prosthetic vagina.
Tears in waves, minds on fire
Nights alone by your side
#27
Quote by Sailor Jerry
Wow..somebody cant take a joke?


Kinda sad, your telling me to grow up in a thread about what you would do if your mom caught you jacking off, you are an idiot.

RiantGaven > j00.
#28
"Don't just stand there bitch, i'll be hungry after this, bake me a pie goddamnit!"
Quote by Ruckus.
Another time I was watching lesbian porn and masterbating, when my mom walks in. Like, right as I climax. She's just standing there with her mouth wide open and I'm like "I was curious...go gay rights!" Fu.cking awkward...
#29
Sadly, I have been caught a lot, but I'm to lazy to type it all.
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when i was 7 i saw my mom naked while taking a sh** it was pretty sick cuz shes fat....

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#30
I'd say " hey bitch, I'm busy, go away"
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So it doesnt feel like scraping your penis on sidewalk



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#31
Quote by cagnius
Without a shadow of a doubt.

He's a nu-legend.




I dont care if he's a legend on UG, is that really something to brag about?
#32
Quote by fast_&_Loud
ask her what shes doing out of the kitchen


hah, nice.
#33
Quote by Sailor Jerry
I dont care if he's a legend on UG, is that really something to brag about?


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#36
Quote by Sailor Jerry
I dont care if he's a legend on UG, is that really something to brag about?


We'll generally respect him infinately more than yourself.

Respect is not a right, you have to earn it.
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#37
You all really need to stop sucking Giant Raven's dick. I ain't got nothing against him, but seriously, it's fucking sad.
#38
Quote by cagnius
We'll generally respect him infinately more than yourself.

Respect is not a right, you have to earn it.



Ya I know the whole earn respect speech, just look back. It was clearly a joke in a not serious thread, the guy needs to relax.

I dont care if I get respect on a guitar forum. i would rather get respect in real life.


You all really need to stop sucking Giant Raven's dick. I ain't got nothing against him, but seriously, it's fucking sad.


Stole the words right out of my mouth.
#40
Quote by Sailor Jerry
Ya I know the whole earn respect speech, just look back. It was clearly a joke in a not serious thread, the guy needs to relax.

I dont care if I get respect on a guitar forum. i would rather get respect in real life.


Agreed. But for someone who doesn't want respect on a guitar forum, you seem to have your heart set on arguing - something I don't want to do (mainly because I'm too busy and I don't want to go out of my way to make an enemy)

So I say we forget about our troubles and have a Corona.
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